Giggles Galore: Hilariously Funny Jokes For 11-13 Year Olds

This light-hearted and engaging collection of jokes is perfect for the preteen crowd. Packed with wit, humor, and just the right amount of sophistication, these jokes offer a chuckle for every occasion.

Whether they’re looking to break the ice, lighten up a conversation, or simply have a laugh, kids aged 11-13 will find these jokes entertaining and enjoyable.

Funny Jokes For 11-13 Year Olds

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
5. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
6. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips!
12. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
14. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
15. Why was the math homework so unhappy? It felt like it had too many problems!
16. What’s a shark’s favorite study subject? Shark-ology!
17. Why was the cookie crying? Because its mom was a wafer too long.
18. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
19. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
20. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
21. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
22. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
23. Why don’t basketball players get sunburned? Because they always stay in the shade.
24. What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
25. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
26. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
27. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
28. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
29. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour!
30. What do you call a shoe made from banana peels? A slipper!
31. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
32. Why was the broom late? It over-swept!
33. What is a computer’s favorite beat? The algo-rhythm.
34. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They might crack up!
35. What’s a rabbit’s favorite music? Hip-hop.
36. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
37. What kind of bird always forgets the words? A hummingbird.
38. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
39. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
40. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Funny Jokes For 11-13 Year Olds Related To Studies

1. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
2. Why did the music note go to school? So it could get a little sharper!
3. Why was the math book upset? Because it had too many problems!
4. Why was the math problem so proud of itself? Because it had all the right angles!
5. What did the math teacher say to the circle? You’re pointless!
6. Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
7. What’s the king of all school supplies? The ruler!
8. Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had acute angles!
9. How do you get straight A’s? By using a ruler!
10. What did the pencil say to the other pencil? You’re looking sharp!
11. Why did the student study on an airplane? He wanted higher grades!
12. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject? Arrrrrrt!
13. Why did the student take a flashlight to school? He wanted to have a light lunch!
14. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots!
15. What did the calculator say to the math student? “You can count on me!”
16. Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? He wanted to see time fly!
17. Why did the student put his money in the blender? He wanted to get some liquid assets!
18. Why was the computer in school? It was learning its bytes!
19. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium!
20. Why did the student keep getting extra credit in music class? Because he never missed a beat!

Funny Jokes For 11-13 Year Olds Related To cartoons

1. Why don’t some animals play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
2. What do you call a cat who can play the guitar? A musical mew-sician, like Josie from Josie and the Pussycats!
3. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? He wanted to find Pluto!
4. Why did Goofy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
5. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she always runs away from the ball!
6. Why did Tom get in trouble in music class? He tried to play cat and mouse on the piano!
7. Why couldn’t Elsa from Frozen make up her mind? Because she always let it go!
8. Why is Superman’s shirt so tight? Because it’s a size “S”!
9. What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite exercise? Mice-crobics!
10. Why doesn’t Batman ever go fishing? Because Robin eats all the worms!
11. What does Peter Pan put on his toast? Never-jam!
12. Why did SpongeBob pour oil on the road? Because he wanted to grease the wheels!
13. How does Pikachu start a race? Pika, Pika, Go!
14. Why did Donald Duck watch the news? He wanted to get the feather report!
15. How does Scooby-Doo like his eggs? Terr-egg-fried!
16. What do you call Garfield after he’s eaten dinner? A Purr-ito!
17. How does Gumball Watterson clean his clothes? In the bubble-gum machine!
18. What’s Iron Man’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
19. How does Bugs Bunny fix a flat tire? With a hare pump!
20. Why did the Ninja Turtles cross the road? To get to the Shell station!

Funny Jokes For 11-13 Year Olds Related To Toys

1. Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they’re always stuffed!
2. What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator of stealing the toy mouse!
3. Why did the toy soldier go to school? To get a little “army” education!
4. What’s a doll’s favorite subject in school? Plastics!
5. Why did the action figure go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit “plastic”!
6. What do you call a Transformer that uses a keyboard? Type-tron!
7. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
8. How do you fix a broken doll? With a doll-ectomy!
9. Why did the Lego go to therapy? It was feeling a little disconnected.
10. What do you call a teddy bear that never showers? A stinky bear-y!
11. Why did the toy car apply for a job? It wanted to quit playing around!
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
13. What do you call a doll who loves to take naps? Sleeping Cutie!
14. Why did the Rubik’s cube go to school? To get a little twisted knowledge!
15. Why was the teddy bear never hungry? He was already stuffed!
16. Why do Barbie’s friends hate playing hide and seek with her? Because she always blends into the Barbie-que!
17. Why didn’t the doll go to the dance party? She had no-body to go with!
18. What do you call a teddy bear who got an award? A beary good achiever!
19. Why was the toy box giggling? Because the teddy bear tickled its funny bone!
20. Why did the toy go to school? Because it wanted to be a little smarter!

Final Words

Comedy is a fantastic way to engage with others, spark creativity, and lighten the mood, no matter your age. For preteens, it also helps enhance social skills and build confidence.

These 50 hilariously funny jokes for 11 to 13-year-olds offer an opportunity for kids to laugh, learn, and create their own jokes, creating fun moments and bonding experiences.

So whether you’re a parent, teacher, or a preteen looking for a good laugh, this collection offers a quick and easy way to inject a bit of humor into everyday life.

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so keep the jokes rolling and the giggles flowing!