Witching You A Hilarious Time: An Enchanting Collection of Witch Jokes

Welcome to our bewitching corner of comedy, where we’ve gathered the most spellbinding collection of witch jokes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.

Regardless of the time of year, be it the spooky season of Halloween or a normal day in spring, a good chuckle over some witchy humor can always lighten the mood.

Whether you’re a fan of all things mystical, love a good pun, or just need a laugh, we’ve got you covered.

Prepare for a magical journey through a labyrinth of laughter, loaded with broomsticks, potions, spells, and of course, our beloved witches!

Witch Puns

Witch Puns
  1. Why don’t witches like to spell in school? They can’t stand grammar witches.
  2. Why don’t witches wear flat hats? There’s no point.
  3. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the “w”.
  4. Why did the witch become a baker? She was kneadful of dough.
  5. What’s a witch’s favorite make-up? Ma-scare-a.
  6. What’s a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling.
  7. Why don’t witches trust the weather report? Too many weather-spell errors.
  8. What kind of music do witches love? Broom-bap.
  9. Why are witches great at baseball? They’re good at making home-runs, just by using their broom-sticks.
  10. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners get too noisy.
  11. What’s a witch’s favorite exercise? Hex-ercise.
  12. Why did the witch refuse to date the warlock? She heard he had bad hex-ual tendencies.
  13. How does a witch keep her hair straight? With scare spray.
  14. What do you call a witch who lives in the desert? A sand-witch.
  15. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
  16. Why do witches never go hunting? She didn’t want to be accused of witch-hunt.
  17. What’s a witch’s favorite way to go down a water slide? Broom first!
  18. Why are witches always late for meetings? They lose track of “witch” time it is.
  19. Why did the witch stay in school? She wanted to improve her spelling.
  20. What’s a witch’s favorite type of dog? A Broom-eranian.
  21. What do witches use to do their hair? Scare spray.
  22. Why was the witch so good at writing essays? She had the best spell-check.
  23. What is a witch’s favorite pasta? Fettuccine A-fright-o.
  24. Why was the witch good at geometry? She always knew which angle to look from.
  25. What’s a witch’s favorite fruit? Broom-berries.
  26. What do you call two witches living together? Broom-mates.
  27. Why was the witch so good at boxing? She always had a wicked left hook.
  28. What do you call a witch who only eats plants? A witch-itarian.
  29. Why did the witch start a landscaping business? She had a knack for plant sorcery.
  30. Why was the witch such a great salesman? She knew how to cast a spell on customers.
  31. Why do witches make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always in bad “taste”.
  32. What do witches use to clean their clothes? Tide, it’s magically clean.
  33. What’s a witch’s favorite direction? Witch-way.
  34. Why did the witch go to therapy? She couldn’t handle her inner demons.
  35. What’s a witch’s favorite type of humor? Witch-ful thinking.
  36. Why was the witch so good at fishing? She always knew where to cast her line.
  37. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
  38. Why do witches make great detectives? They always know witch way to go.
  39. What’s a witch’s favorite time of day? Twi-night.
  40. What do you call a witch with two brooms? Bi-broomial.
  41. Why did the witch go to the music concert? To see the band play some hex-traordinary music.
  42. What’s a witch’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut-butter and jell-boo.
  43. Why are witches bad at playing cards? They always play their hand before it’s bewitched.
  44. What’s a witch’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-witch line.
  45. Why was the witch the best at Hide and Seek? She always knew where to broom.

Witchcraft Puns

  1. Why don’t witches like cooking? Too many cooks spoil the broth, but too many spells spoil the coven.
  2. What do witches put in their hair? Some “scare-spray”.
  3. How do witches get around on the ground? By “broom-zooming”.
  4. Why are witches always calm? Because they don’t let things “brew” over.
  5. Why do witches always get promoted? They know how to “spell-bind” their bosses.
  6. What do witches eat at the movies? “Pop-corn” and “I-screams”.
  7. What’s a witch’s favorite type of dog? A “Bark-shire” terrier.
  8. Why did the witch go to therapy? She had too many “hex-istential” crises.
  9. What do you call a witch’s best friend? Her “ghoul-friend”.
  10. What do witches put on to look beautiful? “Mas-scare-a”.
  11. How do witches keep their skin so smooth? They use “vanishing” cream.
  12. What do witches do on a first date? They go for a “broomantic” ride.
  13. Why do witches have cats? They can’t find “bat-teries” for their brooms.
  14. Why do witches excel in school? Because they’re “spell-binding” students.
  15. What’s a witch’s favorite drink? “Ghoul-aid”.
  16. How do witches know what time it is? They just look at their “witch-watch”.
  17. Why are witches always healthy? They take their “vi-screams” regularly.
  18. What kind of bread do witches buy? “Rye and Prejudice”.
  19. Why do witches always carry a notebook? They love to “spell-check”.
  20. What is a witch’s favorite food? “Ghoul-ash”.
  21. Why do witches love geometry? Because they love anything that involves “hex-agons”.
  22. What do you call a witch who likes to fight? A “brawl-lock”.
  23. What is a witch’s favorite place to vacation? “Scream-bodia”.
  24. How do witches tell their future? They look into the “crystal ghoul”.
  25. Why are witches so good at Poker? Because they always have a “trick” up their sleeves.
  26. Why do witches make good musicians? Because they always “pull some strings”.
  27. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? “Hex-hop”.
  28. How do witches plan their travel? They go with the “flow-ting”.
  29. What is a witch’s favorite fruit? “Boo-berries”.
  30. Why did the witch start a gardening business? She had a “green thumb”.
  31. What do you call a witch who likes to play cards? A “tarot-ist”.
  32. Why are witches good at debating? They are good at “making their point”.
  33. What’s a witch’s favorite type of vegetable? “Scream beans”.
  34. Why do witches never lose their keys? They always keep them under “lock and hex”.
  35. Why do witches make great poets? Because they can spell!

Witch Jokes

Witch Jokes
  1. Why do witches never tell secrets? They’re afraid of flying off the broom handle!
  2. What did one witch say to the other while studying for the exam? “Remember to pay attention to the spell-ing!”
  3. Why did the witch refuse to marry the warlock? She knew he was only after her for her “broom”!
  4. What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch!
  5. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray!
  6. Why did the witch get a computer? She heard it had a great spell-check!
  7. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but forgets to put on sunscreen? A toasty ghosty!
  8. Why did the witch always carry a pencil? To draw up a spell!
  9. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
  10. What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray!
  11. Why did the witch give up fortune-telling for a career in baking? She kneaded the dough!
  12. What’s a witch’s favorite type of coffee? Ex-presso!
  13. Why do witches make great detectives? They always have a “hunch”!
  14. What do you call a witch who lives with cats? A purr-anormal activity!
  15. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
  16. Why did the witch go to school? To improve her spelling!
  17. Why did the witch give up drinking coffee? It was causing too much “brew-ha-ha”!
  18. What’s a witch’s favorite type of TV show? Any show with a great “plot”!
  19. Why did the witch become a vegetarian? She felt bad for her “gourd” friends!
  20. Why was the witch so good at poker? She could always tell witch hand would win!
  21. What do you call a witch’s bike? A vroom-stick!
  22. How do witches tell the time? With a witch-watch!
  23. What’s a witch’s favorite kind of exercise? Hex-ercise!
  24. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners get too noisy!
  25. How does a witch tell her future? She looks into her crystal “globe”!
  26. What do you call a witch with hiccups? A witch-hic-cup!
  27. What do witches use to wrap their gifts? Spell-o-tape!
  28. What do witches ask for at the hair salon? A cut and cackle!
  29. Why do witches wear name tags? So they know witch is which!
  30. What’s a witch’s favorite type of candy? Hex-lairs!
  31. Why do witches never trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  32. What do witches use to do their hair? Scare spray!
  33. Why don’t witches like to eat in cafeterias? They say the food is hex-cruciating!
  34. What’s a witch’s favorite clothing store? Forever Frightening!
  35. Why do witches make terrible secretaries? They spend too much time on the web!
  36. What’s a witch’s favorite style of dance? Tap, because of all the spells they can castanet!
  37. Why did the witch bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
  38. What do you call a witch with chickenpox? An itchy witchy!
  39. How do you know a witch is sick? She’s always feeling a little green!
  40. Why did the witch join the cooking class? She wanted to perfect her “stewing” skills!

Witch Jokes One Liners

  1. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
  2. I’m a humble witch, I sweep with my own broom.
  3. Have you heard about the health-conscious witch? She’s into hex-ercise.
  4. Why did the witch break up with her warlock boyfriend? He had too many hex-girlfriends.
  5. Don’t worry if a witch curses you. In a spell, it will be over!
  6. Did you hear about the witch who won the lottery? Now she’s a witch with wealth.
  7. Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? She couldn’t spell it out for herself.
  8. The best way to talk to a witch is to speak in “h-owl”-language.
  9. The witch’s bakery failed because her business was crumbling.
  10. The witch’s garden was amazing, she truly had a green thumb.
  11. What did the witch say to her apprentice? “You’re the best witch I’ve ever broom across.”
  12. Don’t let a witch use your laptop. She might put a cursor on it.
  13. Why did the witch visit the chiropractor? She had a “crick” in her broomstick.
  14. Why don’t witches tell secrets in the field? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.
  15. I met a witch in the woods, she said she’s been “pining” for me.
  16. The witch loves cooking because it’s a recipe for “brew”-success.
  17. I went to a witch’s wedding. Even the cake was in “tiers”.
  18. Why was the witch so successful in business? She knew how to “cast” a vision.
  19. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
  20. What do you call a witch who wins the lottery? A “witch” woman.
  21. What do you call a witch who only eats plants? A veg-witch-an.
  22. Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat? There’s no point.
  23. How does a witch tell time? She looks at her “witch” watch.
  24. Why was the witch so good at school? She knew how to spell.
  25. Why don’t witches wear baseball caps? They say it ruins their “h-air”.
  26. What’s a witch’s favorite make-up? Ma-scare-a.
  27. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners get too noisy.
  28. Why are witches so good at poker? They always have a “trick” up their sleeve.
  29. What do you call two witches living together? Broom-mates.
  30. What’s a witch’s favorite type of dog? A Broom-eranian.
  31. What’s a witch’s favorite exercise? Hex-ercise.
  32. How does a witch keep her hair straight? With scare spray.
  33. What’s a witch’s favorite fruit? Broom-berries.
  34. Why are witches always late for meetings? They lose track of “witch” time it is.
  35. Why do witches never go hunting? She didn’t want to be accused of witch-hunt.
  36. Why was the witch so good at writing essays? She had the best spell-check.
  37. Why are witches bad at playing cards? They always play their hand before it’s bewitched.

Witch Dad Jokes

Witch Dad Jokes
  1. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
  2. Why did the witch refuse to marry the warlock? He had a history of bad spell-ling!
  3. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
  4. What do you call a witch who eats too fast? A gobblin!
  5. What do you call a witch who only eats green vegetables? A natural witch!
  6. Why did the witch give up drinking coffee? It was causing too much “brew-ha-ha”!
  7. What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray!
  8. Why don’t witches ever have to pick up after their cats? They train them to use the litter “hex-box”!
  9. What do you call a witch who likes to fight? A “brawl-lock”.
  10. Why was the witch so good at school? She knew how to spell.
  11. Why did the witch’s team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away!
  12. Why was the witch always good at solving mysteries? She always had a “hunch”!
  13. What’s a witch’s favorite place in the school? The spell-ing room!
  14. Why did the witch get a job in a bakery? She kneaded the dough!
  15. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? “Hex-hop”.
  16. Why don’t witches use computers? They’re afraid of catching a virus.
  17. Why did the witch become a vegetarian? She felt bad for her “gourd” friends!
  18. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
  19. What do you call a witch who loves the desert? A “cactus” witch!
  20. Why are witches bad cyclists? They always “witch” lanes!
  21. Why did the witch stay in school? She wanted to improve her spelling!
  22. What’s a witch’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut-butter and jell-boo.
  23. Why did the witch get kicked out of the fruit market? She turned the apples into “apparitions”!
  24. Why did the witch go to the music concert? She heard the band was spellbinding!
  25. Why was the witch the best at Hide and Seek? She always knew where to broom!
  26. What do you call a witch who likes to play cards? A tarot-ist.
  27. Why are witches always healthy? They take their “vi-screams” regularly.
  28. What do you call a witch with chickenpox? An itchy witchy!
  29. How do you know a witch is sick? She’s always feeling a little green!
  30. Why did the witch join the cooking class? She wanted to perfect her “stewing” skills!
  31. What do you call a witch who helps people? A “kind-witch”.
  32. Why don’t witches like to play hide and seek? Because they always get spotted!
  33. Why did the witch go to the dentist? She had a “tooth-ache”.
  34. Why do witches make great secretaries? They know how to take “spell-check”.
  35. Why did the witch get a job at the shoe store? She was a perfect “fit”.
  36. What do you call a witch who tells time? A “clock-tress”.
  37. Why do witches always wear black? Because it’s witch-ually slimming!
  38. How do witches prefer to travel? By “air-scare”.
  39. What’s a witch’s favorite type of weather? Fog, it’s broom-tiful.
  40. Why are witches so good at poker? They always have a “trick” up their sleeve.

“What Do You Call A Witch On The Beach?” Joke

  1. What do you call a witch on the beach? A sand-witch!
  2. What do you call a witch who sunbathes too much? A crisp witch!
  3. What do you call a witch that surfs? A wave-witch!
  4. What do you call a witch who loves to swim? A water witch!
  5. What do you call a witch who enjoys beach volleyball? A spike witch!
  6. What do you call a witch who sells ice cream on the beach? A soft-scare witch!
  7. What do you call a witch who collects seashells? A shell shock witch!
  8. What do you call a witch who teaches swimming? A witch lifeguard!
  9. What do you call a witch who loves to build sandcastles? A witch architect!
  10. What do you call a witch on a Hawaiian beach? A luau witch!
  11. What do you call a witch who loves to scuba dive? A deep-sea witch!
  12. What do you call a witch who sells sunscreen? A sunblock witch!
  13. What do you call a witch who enjoys windsurfing? A wind-witch!
  14. What do you call a witch who sells beach toys? A fun-in-the-sun witch!
  15. What do you call a witch who loves fishing at the beach? A fish-witch!
  16. What do you call a witch who likes to tan? A bronzed witch!
  17. What do you call a witch on a tropical beach? A palm witch!
  18. What do you call a witch who saves a drowning man? A life-saver witch!
  19. What do you call a witch who enjoys beach parties? A beach bum witch!
  20. What do you call a witch who sells beach hats? A hat-trick witch!
  21. What do you call a witch who enjoys long walks on the beach? A romantic witch!
  22. What do you call a witch who’s afraid of the ocean? A chicken of the sea witch!
  23. What do you call a witch who loves seagulls? A bird-witch!
  24. What do you call a witch who likes beach combing? A treasure witch!
  25. What do you call a witch who loves sunsets on the beach? A twilight witch!
  26. What do you call a witch who likes to snorkel? A reef witch!
  27. What do you call a witch who got sunburned at the beach? A lobster witch!
  28. What do you call a witch who rescues a beached whale? A whale of a witch!
  29. What do you call a witch who enjoys beach BBQs? A grill witch!
  30. What do you call a witch who loves the salty sea breeze? A fresh-air witch!

Witch Puns For Halloween

Witch Puns For Halloween
  1. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
  2. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
  3. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray!
  4. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
  5. Why did the witch refuse to marry the warlock? He had a history of bad spell-ling!
  6. What’s a witch’s favorite type of makeup? Ma-scare-a.
  7. What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray.
  8. Why did the witch go to school? To improve her spelling!
  9. What do witches use to do their hair? Scare spray!
  10. What do you call two witches living together? Broom-mates!
  11. Why was the witch so good at school? She knew how to spell.
  12. What’s a witch’s favorite exercise? Hex-ercise!
  13. How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch watch!
  14. What do you call a witch who only eats plants? A witch-itarian!
  15. Why did the witch give up fortune-telling for a career in baking? She kneaded the dough!
  16. What’s a witch’s favorite type of coffee? Brewed!
  17. How do witches keep their skin so smooth? They always use a good spell-screen.
  18. What’s a witch’s favorite type of humor? Wicked!
  19. What’s a witch’s favorite candy? Twix!
  20. Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat? There’s no point.
  21. Why did the witch start a landscaping business? She had a knack for plant sorcery.
  22. How do witches tell their future? They look into the crystal ghoul.
  23. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
  24. Why are witches always healthy? They always take their daily “vitamin-hex”.
  25. Why do witches make great poets? They always “spell” it out!
  26. Why do witches make terrible secretaries? They spend too much time on the web.
  27. What do witches ask for at the hair salon? A cut and cackle!
  28. Why do witches make good musicians? They always pull some strings.
  29. What’s a witch’s favorite part of a joke? The “punch-witch” line.
  30. What’s a witch’s favorite style of dance? “Broom-ba”!
  31. What do witches use in their brew? “Ghoul-ash” ingredients.
  32. Why don’t witches ever lose their keys? They always keep them under “lock and hex”.
  33. Why did the witch go to the party? For the “boo’s”!
  34. Why do witches prefer old hotels? For the “bat” service.
  35. Why do witches like to fly in the fog? It’s the “mist-ical” part of the night.
  36. How do witches plan their travels? They go with the “flow-ting”.
  37. What’s a witch’s favorite type of vegetable? “Frightened” beans!

Funny Witch Sayings

  1. “Which witch is which? That’s a bewitching question!”
  2. “Quit ‘witching’ and start doing!”
  3. “Resting witch face.”
  4. “I’ve had a hard day’s night, and I’ve been working like a witch.”
  5. “Witchful thinking!”
  6. “Life’s a witch and then you fly!”
  7. All my puns are on ‘broom’ time.”
  8. “Don’t be a basic witch.”
  9. “Keep calm and carry a wand.”
  10. “I don’t have resting witch face, you’re just boring.”
  11. “If the broom fits, fly it!”
  12. “A clean house is a sign of a broken broom.”
  13. “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
  14. “When they call you a witch, make them eat broom dust.”
  15. “You don’t have to be a witch to work here… but it helps!”
  16. “You’re the reason I stir the cauldron.”
  17. “Witch way to the candy?”
  18. “I’m not a witch. I’m a broomologist.”
  19. “Witch better have my candy!”
  20. “Being a witch means never having to explain why you’re cackling.”
  21. “Every time a bell rings, a witch gets her wings.”
  22. “There’s a little witch in all of us.”
  23. “A witch lives here… with her little monsters.”
  24. “Yes, I can drive a stick.”
  25. “Not every witch lives in Salem.”
  26. “Witch parking, all others will be toad.”
  27. “I can’t spell without my coffee!”
  28. “What’s up my witches?”
  29. “Just a broomstick away.”
  30. “I’m a good witch most of the time.”
  31. “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
  32. “Don’t make me get my flying monkeys!”
  33. “Toil and trouble? More like coffee and cuddles.”
  34. “Where there’s a witch, there’s a way.”
  35. “Glamour is a witch’s best friend.”
  36. “If you can’t fly with the big girls, stay off the broom.”
  37. “No broom, still a witch.”
  38. “Eat, drink, and be scary.”
  39. “Just here for the ‘boos’.”
  40. “Which witch are you?”

What Do You Call Witches That Live Together Joke

What Do You Call Witches That Live Together Joke
  1. What do you call witches who live together? Broom-mates!
  2. What do you call fashionable witches who live together? Glamour ghouls!
  3. What do you call witches who live together in a castle? Royal witches!
  4. What do you call witches who live together and love to cook? Stew-mates!
  5. What do you call young witches who live together? Witch-terns!
  6. What do you call witches who live together and have a dog? Bark-ologists!
  7. What do you call witches who live together and write books? Authoresses!
  8. What do you call witches who live together and like gardening? Plant-charmers!
  9. What do you call witches who live together and love baking? Doughmancers!
  10. What do you call witches who live together and work in fashion? Haute Horrors!
  11. What do you call witches who live together and love sports? Team-spirits!
  12. What do you call witches who live together in a tiny home? Compact casters!
  13. What do you call witches who live together and have a lot of plants? Herbologists!
  14. What do you call witches who live together and teach at a school? Edu-sorceresses!
  15. What do you call witches who live together and love painting? Art-witches!
  16. What do you call witches who live together and run a business? Entre-witch-neurs!
  17. What do you call witches who live together and love chemistry? Potion-mates!
  18. What do you call witches who live together and love playing music? Band-sisters!
  19. What do you call witches who live together and love travelling? Globe-witchers!
  20. What do you call witches who live together and love to dance? Jig-witches!
  21. What do you call witches who live together and are always happy? Glee-witches!
  22. What do you call witches who live together and love astronomy? Star-charmers!
  23. What do you call witches who live together and love movies? Film enchantresses!
  24. What do you call witches who live together and love pets? Familiar-friends!
  25. What do you call witches who live together and love mathematics? Number-necromancers!
  26. What do you call witches who live together and love sewing? Stitch-witches!
  27. What do you call witches who live together and enjoy photography? Shutter-charmers!
  28. What do you call witches who live together and like crafting? DIYvination-experts!
  29. What do you call witches who live together and love gaming? Joystick-jinxers!
  30. What do you call witches who live together and are good at chess? Check-mates!

Witch Broomstick Joke

  1. What do you call a witch’s broom? Her “sweep”-mate!
  2. Why did the witch stop using her broomstick? It was always sweeping her off her feet!
  3. Why don’t witches ever ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
  4. What kind of broom does a young witch ride? A “junior sweeper”!
  5. Why was the witch’s broom late? It over-“swept”!
  6. Why did the witch’s broom get a ticket? It was caught “sweeping” too fast!
  7. How do witches keep their brooms from getting stolen? They always “lock” them up!
  8. Why did the witch break up with her broom? It always “brushed” her off!
  9. Why did the witch take her broom to the repair shop? It had a “split end”!
  10. What’s a witch’s favorite part of a broomstick? The “handle-bar”!
  11. Why did the witch ride a broomstick instead of a bike? She didn’t like the “gear” change!
  12. How does a witch tell her broomstick apart from others? It “stands out” in the crowd!
  13. What did the broomstick say to the witch? “Hold on tight, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!”
  14. Why did the witch trade her old broomstick in? It just couldn’t “cut the dust” anymore!
  15. Why did the broomstick get an award? It swept all the other contenders away!
  16. Why did the witch ride her broomstick to school? She wanted to “sweep” her teacher off her feet!
  17. What’s a witch’s broomstick’s favorite type of music? “Brush” metal!
  18. What do you call a broomstick that doesn’t work? A “dust collector”!
  19. Why do witches treasure their broomsticks? They have “handle” with care instructions!
  20. Why was the broomstick a good comedian? It always “swept” the audience off their feet with laughter!
  21. Why did the witch’s broomstick quit? It was tired of being taken for a “ride”!
  22. Why did the witch’s broomstick fail the driving test? It didn’t know how to “brake”!
  23. What did the broomstick say to the witch during a race? “Hold on, we’re on a “clean” sweep!”
  24. Why do broomsticks make bad politicians? They always “sweep” problems under the rug!
  25. Why was the broomstick the best dancer? It always “swept” its partner off her feet!
  26. Why did the witch take her broomstick to the doctor? It had “sweeping sickness”!
  27. How do witches score a goal in broomstick soccer? They make a clean “sweep”!
  28. Why did the witch love her new broomstick? It was “sweep” at the first ride!
  29. Why do witches ride broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
  30. What do you call a witch’s broomstick race? A “sweep”-stake!
  31. Why did the witch bring a broom to her meeting? She wanted to make a “clean sweep” of things!
  32. How does a witch know her broom is angry? It has a “bristling” temper!
  33. Why did the witch join the broomstick circus? To be part of the high “sweep” act!
  34. Why did the witch love her broomstick? It always “swept” her off her feet!
  35. Why do witches’ broomsticks always know the way? They always “go with the flow”!

Final Words

As we bring our enchanting journey to a close, we hope that our compilation of witch jokes left you spellbound with laughter.

Remember, humor is a powerful form of magic that can brighten even the gloomiest days.

So, keep these jokes in your arsenal for when you need a dose of mirth.

Share them with friends, tell them at parties, or simply enjoy them alone.

After all, who needs a magic potion when you’ve got the power of laughter at your fingertips?

Stay tuned for more bewitchingly good fun, and until then, keep your broomsticks soaring high and your spirits even higher!

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