The Midweek Merriment: An Unforgettable Collection of Wednesday Jokes

Ah, Wednesday! The day that sits perfectly in the middle of the work week.

With Monday’s pressures fading and Friday’s promise just over the horizon, Wednesday provides a unique opportunity to lighten the mood and break up the week with laughter.

This article, brimming with humor and playful wit, explores an array of Wednesday jokes designed to bring a much-needed dose of hilarity to your midweek blues.

Prepare to chuckle, chortle, and even belly-laugh as we navigate through the peaks and valleys of these Wednesday-themed zingers, puns, knock-knock jokes, and much more.

By the end of this delightful journey, Wednesday might just become your new favorite day of the week!

Hilarious Wednesday Jokes

  1. What’s a computer’s favorite day of the week? Wed-NES-day!
  2. Why is Wednesday the toughest day in the universe? Because it’s in the middle of the “week”!
  3. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
  4. Why did Wednesday go to the therapist? Because it had a mid-week crisis!
  5. What did Wednesday say to Monday? “I’m two days better than you!”
  6. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  7. What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-odile!
  8. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
  9. Why don’t some weekdays make any money? Because seven days make a “week”!
  10. Why did Wednesday get a ticket? It tried to speed up the week!
  11. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
  12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  14. Why did Wednesday visit the music store? It was looking for the ‘beat’ of the week!
  15. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? Because they would get called for traveling!
  16. Why did Wednesday go to the gym? It wanted to ‘workout’ its weekly stress!
  17. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
  18. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  19. Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
  20. What do you call a weekday that’s sick of working? A Wed-NES-quit-day!
  21. Why don’t we give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
  22. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na!
  23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  24. What does Wednesday add to your soup? A bit of “hump” flavor!
  25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  26. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  27. Why did Wednesday break up with Friday? It said, “I need more space”!
  28. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
  29. Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  30. Why did Wednesday apply for a job? It wanted to work ‘days’!
  31. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!
  32. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  33. Why did Wednesday stay at home? It felt a bit ‘weekday-ish’!
  34. What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!
  35. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
  36. Why did Wednesday go to the bank? It wanted to save the week!
  37. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  38. How do oceans say hello? They wave!
  39. Why did Wednesday get promoted? It worked ‘day’ and night!
  40. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
  41. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  42. Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!
  43. Why was Wednesday a great gardener? It was ‘raking’ in the days!
  44. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
  45. Why did Wednesday see a doctor? It had a severe case of ‘weekday-itis’!
  46. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  47. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
  48. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
  49. Why did the Wednesday become a baker? Because it wanted to knead the dough!
  50. What did the ocean say to Wednesday? Nothing, it just waved!
Wednesday Joke For Work

Wednesday Joke For Work

  1. Why don’t we tell secrets in the office on Wednesdays? Because it’s heard by a little “birdie” by Thursday!
  2. What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes? Remorse code!
  3. Why don’t we do anything that requires thinking on Wednesdays? Because it’s the ‘weak’ middle of the week!
  4. Why did Wednesday apply to the sorting office? It wanted to handle the ‘male’!
  5. Why did the computer show up at work late? It had a hard drive!
  6. What did Wednesday say to Monday? “I’m two days stronger than you!”
  7. Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  8. Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy? It had too many cell issues!
  9. Why don’t Wednesday’s spreadsheets ever get sunburnt? They always have plenty of ‘cells’ to protect them!
  10. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
  11. Why was the computer cold on Wednesday? It left its Windows open!
  12. Why is it bad to tell jokes on Wednesdays? Because you can’t joke in the middle of the ‘week’!
  13. Why did Wednesday bring a ladder to work? It wanted to get to the top of the week!
  14. Why did the office worker stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”!
  15. Why is Wednesday the most suspicious working day? Because the weekend is too far to be seen!
  16. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
  17. Why was the computer also a detective? Because it could always remember the ‘cache’!
  18. Why did the worker bring a clock to the office on Wednesday? He wanted to have ‘time‘ on his hands!
  19. Why did the boss bring coffee to the Wednesday meeting? To ‘espresso’ his views clearly!
  20. Why did the office worker keep a calendar? He wanted to have a lot of ‘dates’!
  21. Why did the belt get promoted? It was good at holding up the trousers!
  22. Why did Wednesday carry an umbrella? It was expecting some ‘rain’ checks!
  23. Why was the keyboard not a good timekeeper? It always lost its ‘space’ and ‘control’!
  24. Why don’t accountants make good comedians? They get lost in the figures!
  25. Why don’t we let Wednesday take lunch breaks? It always takes a week to come back!
  26. Why did Wednesday get a promotion? It was working ‘day’ and ‘night’!
  27. Why did the circle get a job at the office? It was well-rounded!
  28. Why did the boss promote the notebook? It was good at ‘taking notes’!
  29. Why did the office worker always bring a pencil behind his ear? He wanted to draw attention!
  30. Why do Wednesdays always feel rich at work? They’re always in the ‘middle’ of cash flow!
  31. Why did Wednesday bring a map to work? It wanted to ‘plot’ its way to the weekend!
  32. Why did the paper file a police report? It got ‘clipped’!
  33. Why did Wednesday get caught at the office? It got tangled up in ‘web’ meetings!
  34. Why did Wednesday become a carpenter? It was tired of desk ‘work’!
  35. Why did the business book go to the psychologist? It had too many ‘problems’ to ‘solve’!
  36. What did the office pen say to Wednesday?

Hump Wednesday Jokes

  1. Why did Wednesday go to the camel exhibit? Because it’s hump day!
  2. How does Wednesday flirt? It uses ‘hump’ lines!
  3. Why did Wednesday bring a map to work? It was trying to get over the ‘hump’!
  4. Why is Wednesday the strongest day of the week? Because it’s the day we get over the ‘hump’!
  5. What did the calendar say to Wednesday? “Congrats, you’re over the hump!”
  6. Why does Wednesday never feel tired? Because it’s always over the ‘hump’!
  7. Why is Wednesday considered an uphill battle? Because you have to get over the ‘hump’!
  8. What’s Wednesday’s favorite animal? A camel, because of the ‘hump’!
  9. Why does Wednesday always feel adventurous? Because it loves climbing over the ‘hump’!
  10. Why is Wednesday so optimistic? It always looks forward from the ‘hump’!
  11. Why did Wednesday visit the chiropractor? It had a ‘hump’ to straighten out!
  12. Why did the camel break up with Wednesday? It was tired of being a ‘hump’ day mascot!
  13. What’s Wednesday’s favorite song? “Hump de Bump” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers!
  14. Why did Wednesday bring a camel to work? To celebrate the ‘hump’ day!
  15. Why is Wednesday so funny? Because it has a good sense of ‘hump’or!
  16. Why is Wednesday like a mountain? Because it has a ‘hump’ to climb!
  17. Why did Wednesday visit the desert? To hang out with the ‘hump’ day specialists – camels!
  18. Why do people complain about Wednesdays? Because they can’t get over the ‘hump’!
  19. What do Wednesday and a camel have in common? They both celebrate ‘hump’ day!
  20. Why does Wednesday never feel lonely? Because it’s always surrounded by weekdays!
  21. Why did Wednesday visit the zoo? It wanted to see the ‘hump’back whales!
  22. What’s the most positive day of the week? Wednesday, because it’s over the ‘hump’!
  23. Why was the camel happy on Wednesday? Because it’s the only day with a ‘hump’!
  24. What did the weekday say to Wednesday? “You’re just a ‘hump’ in the road!”
  25. Why did the camel write a letter to Wednesday? To wish it a happy ‘hump’ day!
  26. Why is Wednesday always well-rested? Because it sleeps over the ‘hump’!
  27. What is Wednesday’s favorite dance? The ‘hump’ty dance!
  28. Why did the camel call Wednesday? To wish it a happy ‘hump’ day!
  29. Why did the week give Wednesday a medal? For getting over the ‘hump’!
  30. Why does Wednesday always win at chess? Because it knows how to get over the ‘hump’!

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Wednesday Jokes For School

  1. Why is Wednesday considered a smart day? Because it’s in the ‘middle’ of everything!
  2. What subject does Wednesday love the most? Midweek Math!
  3. What did Wednesday say to Monday and Tuesday? “I’m in the middle of something here!”
  4. Why was Wednesday bad at playing hide and seek? Because it’s always in the center of the week!
  5. Why did Wednesday go to the library? It was looking for a novel way to end the week!
  6. Why did Wednesday get a time-out? It wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘week’end!
  7. Why does Wednesday love gym class? Because it loves to exercise its right to be in the middle of the week!
  8. Why did Wednesday visit the science lab? It wanted to experiment with speeding up the week!
  9. Why did Wednesday go to the music class? It wanted to ‘note’ down the rest of the week!
  10. Why did the teacher give Wednesday a star? Because it made it halfway through the week!
  11. Why was Wednesday the best at drawing? Because it always draws attention to the middle of the week!
  12. Why was Wednesday always confused in history class? It couldn’t get past the ‘present’ day!
  13. Why was Wednesday the favorite student of the math teacher? Because it divided the week perfectly in half!
  14. Why did Wednesday go to art class? It wanted to ‘draw’ the weekend closer!
  15. Why was Wednesday always late for school? It was stuck in the middle of traffic!
  16. Why did Wednesday get an award? It was the ‘center’ of attention!
  17. Why did Wednesday get in trouble in music class? It couldn’t find the right ‘note’ to end the week!
  18. Why was Wednesday good at geography? It knew how to locate the ‘middle’ of the week!
  19. Why did Wednesday always carry a calculator to school? It loved to ‘divide’ the week in half!
  20. Why was Wednesday the best day to play chess at school? Because it always made the right ‘move’ to the weekend!
  21. Why did Wednesday get a medal at school? It was always in the ‘middle’ of things!
  22. Why did Wednesday go to the cafeteria? It needed some ‘food for thought’ to get through the rest of the week!
  23. Why does Wednesday love school so much? Because it loves learning new ways to get to the weekend!
  24. Why did Wednesday get a detention? It was caught ‘day’dreaming about the weekend!
  25. Why does Wednesday always bring a pencil to school? Because it loves to ‘draw’ out the week!
  26. Why did Wednesday go to the computer lab? It was searching for ways to fast-forward to the weekend!
  27. Why did Wednesday bring a compass to school? It was looking for the right ‘direction’ to the weekend!
  28. Why does Wednesday love going to school? Because it loves being the ‘center’ of attention!
  29. Why did Wednesday get a good grade on the science project? Because it successfully split the week into two!
  30. Why does Wednesday always get extra homework? Because it’s in the middle of the ‘week’ load!
  31. Why did Wednesday visit the counselor? It felt ‘stuck in the middle’ of the week!
  32. Why did Wednesday do extra credit? It wanted to ‘grade’ up the week!
  33. Why did Wednesday go to the nurse? It was feeling a bit ‘weekday-ish’!
  34. Why was Wednesday always ready for school? Because it was always ‘prepared’ for the middle of the week!
Wednesday Jokes For School

Knock-knock Jokes About Wednesday

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wanda.
    • Wanda who?
    • Wanda where Wednesday went? It went over the hump!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive the other days, but Wednesday is my favorite!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce celebrate, it’s Wednesday, we’re halfway to the weekend!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Justin.
    • Justin who?
    • Justin time for Wednesday!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hump.
    • Hump who?
    • Hump Day (Wednesday), that’s who!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Atch.
    • Atch who?
    • Bless you! Must be the midweek sneezes!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Rita.
    • Rita who?
    • Rita book, it’s Wednesday, the weekend is still two days away!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Noah.
    • Noah who?
    • Noah good joke for Wednesday?
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to wait much longer for the weekend?

Wednesday Puns

  1. Wednesday is the perfect day to make a decision… it’s when the week is at a ‘split end’.
  2. I told my calendar that my days were numbered, it replied, “Of course, today’s Wednesday!”
  3. Why did Wednesday break up with Monday? It found a new ‘date’!
  4. In the middle of every difficulty, lies Wednesday.
  5. Don’t mess with Wednesday, it’s got a whole week’s worth of experience.
  6. Wednesday is the day when the week takes a ‘turn’ for the better.
  7. Don’t let Wednesday ‘weekday’ you down.
  8. I started a band called “Hump Day”, our hits always drop on Wednesday.
  9. I don’t always start diets on a Wednesday, but when I do, I have tacos.
  10. The Wednesday before the storm, there was a calm.
  11. Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend. Enjoy your day!
  12. A yawn is just a silent scream for Wednesday to end.
  13. They call it Hump Day, but for me, it’s ‘Hurdle Day’.
  14. When asked about my favorite day, I responded, “Wednes-day night be it.”
  15. ‘Wednes-daze’: The confusion felt when the midweek fatigue hits.
  16. If every day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Wednesday.
  17. I’ve been dreaming of a ‘light week’, but it just turned into Wednesday.
  18. The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.
  19. On Wednesdays, even my coffee needs a coffee.
  20. If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito on a Wednesday night.
Wednesday Puns

Wednesday Jokes One Liners

  1. “Why don’t we call Wednesday ‘Hump Day’? Because every week, it’s an uphill battle!”
  2. “Wednesday is like the middle child of the week: forgotten but essential!”
  3. “On Wednesdays, even my coffee needs a coffee.”
  4. “Wednesdays: Keeping Mondays and Fridays from fighting since forever.”
  5. “If every day is a gift, I’d like to return Wednesday.”
  6. “I’ve heard of Monday blues and Friday fever, but what about Wednesday wobbling?”
  7. “Wednesday is just Monday in disguise.”
  8. “Wednesday – it’s not the beginning of the week and it’s not the end. It’s the middle, and who likes middles?”
  9. “In the middle of every difficulty lies Wednesday.”
  10. “Wednesday: still not Friday.”
  11. “Is it bad that when I hear ‘Hump Day’, my first thought is ‘What day can I start eating hump-shaped chocolate?'”
  12. “Keep calm, it’s only Wednesday. We still have two more days to go.”
  13. “I’ve been dreaming of a ‘light week’, but it just turned into Wednesday.”
  14. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
  15. “Halfway to Friday is just another way of saying it’s only Wednesday.”
  16. “When people say ‘Guess what day it is’, my first guess is never Wednesday.”
  17. “On Wednesdays, I always feel like I’m two days away from freedom.”

Ash Wednesday Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the comedian who gave up telling jokes for Ash Wednesday? He’s really trying to work on his punchline of faith.
  2. Why did the potato go to church on Ash Wednesday? It wanted to get “mashed” with some holy water!
  3. What did one ash say to the other on Ash Wednesday? “We’re really ‘ashing’ it out today, aren’t we?”
  4. Why did the skeleton go to church on Ash Wednesday? He wanted to bone up on his spirituality!
  5. Did you hear about the baker who went to church on Ash Wednesday? He wanted to get his “just desserts”!
  6. Why did the astronaut go to church on Ash Wednesday? He needed a little space for spiritual reflection!
  7. What did the painter say on Ash Wednesday? “I’ve already got a ‘canvas’ on my forehead!”
  8. Why did the chicken go to church on Ash Wednesday? It wanted to be “egg-stra holy”!
  9. Did you hear about the snowman who went to church on Ash Wednesday? He wanted to chill out with some spiritual reflection!
  10. Why did the musician go to church on Ash Wednesday? He heard they were giving out “notes” of repentance!
  11. What did the hairdresser say on Ash Wednesday? “I can’t make miracles, but I can do a mean ‘ashy’ look!”
  12. Why did the cat go to church on Ash Wednesday? It wanted to purr-fect its spirituality!
  13. Did you hear about the computer programmer who went to church on Ash Wednesday? He wanted to reboot his soul!
  14. Why did the chef go to church on Ash Wednesday? He heard they were serving up some heavenly hash!
  15. What did the basketball player say on Ash Wednesday? “Time to ‘hoop’ it up with some holy ashes!”
  16. Why did the gardener go to church on Ash Wednesday? He wanted to cultivate some spiritual growth!
  17. Did you hear about the comedian who went to church on Ash Wednesday? He was “ash-tonished” by the turnout!
  18. Why did the teacher go to church on Ash Wednesday? She wanted to give her students a lesson in Lenten spirituality!
  19. What did the vampire say on Ash Wednesday? “I’m giving up blood for Lent – just kidding, it’s a sacrificial wine!”
  20. Why did the cow go to church on Ash Wednesday? It wanted to “moo-ve” closer to God!
  21. Did you hear about the surfer who went to church on Ash Wednesday? He wanted to catch some spiritual waves!
  22. Why did the clock go to church on Ash Wednesday? It wanted to “count down” the days until Easter!
  23. What did the fish say on Ash Wednesday? “Holy mackerel, these ashes are ‘fin-tastic’!”
  24. Why did the artist go to church on Ash Wednesday? He wanted to sketch out his spiritual journey!

Conclusion

Laughter is the best remedy for the midweek monotony, and our collection of Wednesday jokes offers a healthy dose of this potent medicine.

By finding humor in the mundane, we can all transform the way we approach Wednesdays, making them a source of mirth and enjoyment instead of just another hurdle to cross.

We hope that these jokes have brought a smile to your face and a hearty laugh to your day.

May they serve as your arsenal of cheer for every Wednesday, and may they help to brighten the days of those around you.

Remember, while Friday might get all the glory, it’s the Wednesdays that truly bring us together, especially when shared with laughter.

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