Tickling the Galaxy: The Best Star Wars Jokes for Jedis, Siths, and Padawans

In the spirit of intergalactic camaraderie, we’ve assembled a cosmic collection of Star Wars jokes that are sure to bring a smile to any fan of the iconic franchise.

Whether you identify with the Rebellion or the Dark Side, these puns, one-liners, and rib-tickling anecdotes will have you laughing in any language – even Wookiee. May the Force (of humor) be with you!

Star Wars Puns

Star Wars Puns

  1. Why didn’t Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Because he couldn’t find the “Path” to the Dark Side.
  2. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side.”
  3. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With “Ewokie-talkies.”
  4. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  5. Why did Anakin Skywalker become a Sith? Because he found the Jedi life “Sith-ful.”
  6. What’s a Jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-“Yoda.”
  7. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? Vader Tots.
  8. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A Millennium Falcon.
  9. Why do doctors make terrible Jedi? Because a Jedi’s got to have “patients.”
  10. What’s a Jedi’s favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
  11. Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi.
  12. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
  13. Why did Anakin become a Sith Lord? Because he couldn’t “resist” the Dark Side.
  14. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate stuck in his fur? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
  15. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  16. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? It didn’t see the “branch” in the Dark Side.
  17. What is a Jedi’s favorite type of music? Yoda-le-he-hoo!
  18. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrrrr-2D2!
  19. What is Darth Vader’s favorite food? “Leia-m” meringue pie.
  20. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new “friends.”
  21. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi.
  22. What do you call a Jedi who’s always pranking people? A “trickster” Jedi.
  23. Why are Death Star pilots fed up? Because they always “miss.”
  24. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang “Solo.”
  25. Why does no one like to play hide and seek with Yoda? Because he’s always a little “short” to be found.
  26. What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  27. What do you call a Jedi knight who can play the piano? Pianakin Skywalker.
  28. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side.”
  29. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas? He felt his “presents.”
  30. Why did the Jedi become a farmer? So he could use the “fork.”
  31. Why did the Jedi refuse to fight the Sith on the jungle planet? He had Obi-Wan “Keno-bite.”
  32. Why did the scarecrow become a Jedi? Because he was outstanding in his “field.”
  33. Why did Obi-Wan never buy a house? He believed in the “force closure.”
  34. Why are droids on the Millennium Falcon always cold? Because of all the “Windows.”
  35. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
  36. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
  37. What do you call a Star Wars fan who always takes the longer route? A “Far, far away” fan.
  38. What’s the most popular Star Wars-themed band? The Rolling Clones.
  39. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car? A “Toy-Yoda.”
  40. What do you call it when you get a sunburn on Tatooine? A double star burn.
  41. What do you call a pirate from Tatooine? Sand “hook.
  42. Why did the Sith get a job in the kitchen? Because he wanted to stir-fry with his “hate.”
  43. Why don’t Death Star tourists ever go hungry? There’s always something “Luke-warm” to eat.
  44. What do you call a Jedi who enjoys baking? A “pan-dough” Jedi.
  45. How did Darth Vader propose to his girlfriend? “I am your partner.”
  46. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a Wookiee!
  47. What do you call a Sith who works in a bakery? Darth Baker.
  48. What do you call a Jedi who can sing? A Jedi “Knight-ale.”
  49. What’s the difference between a Star Destroyer and a Wookiee? One is hefty and hairy, the other is an Imperial ship!
  50. Why did the Ewok take a nap? Because he was a little “fur-tired.”
Star Wars Dad Jokes

Star Wars Dad Jokes

  1. Why did Anakin Skywalker become a Sith? Because the Jedi lifestyle just wasn’t “cutting it.”
  2. Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
  3. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car? A Toy-Yoda!
  4. Why don’t Jedi use bookmarks? Because the force guides them to the right page!
  5. What do you call a Star Wars character that doesn’t fight? A “Pacifist” Trooper.
  6. Why did Anakin go to the dark side? Because they had “cookies.”
  7. How do you know if Darth Vader is near? You can feel his “presence.”
  8. Why did the Jedi become a musician? He wanted to learn how to “Conduct-or.”
  9. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  10. What’s Han Solo’s favorite type of food? Chewie food.
  11. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang “Solo.”
  12. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn’t find the “Droid” he was looking for.
  13. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrrrr-2D2!
  14. What’s a Jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-“Yoda.”
  15. Why did the Jedi refuse to fight the Sith on the jungle planet? He had Obi-Wan “Keno-bite.”
  16. Why did the scarecrow become a Jedi? Because he was outstanding in his “field.”
  17. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
  18. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
  19. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi.
  20. What do you call a Jedi knight who can play the piano? Pianakin Skywalker.
  21. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side.”
  22. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new “friends”.
  23. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his “presents”.
  24. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
  25. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? It was “deadwood”.
  26. Which program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  27. What do you call a Jedi who’s always pranking people? A “trickster” Jedi.
  28. Why did Obi-Wan never buy a house? He believed in the “force closure.”
  29. Why did the Jedi become a farmer? So he could use the “force” on his crops.
  30. What do you call a Star Wars fan who always takes the longer route? A “Far, far away” fan.
  31. What do you call a Jedi who can sing? A Jedi “Knight-ale.”
  32. Why did the Ewok take a nap? Because he was a little “fur-tired.”
  33. Why do Tusken Raiders hide the spice they find? Because possession is the law on Tatooine.
  34. Why do Doctors make terrible Jedi? Because a Jedi’s got to have patience.
  35. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie-talkies.
  36. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? Vader Tots.
  37. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A Millennium Falcon.
  38. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes? They’ve never been good at flipping to the dark side.
  39. Why did Yoda refuse to release his mixtape? Because he doesn’t play with “Force.”
  40. What do you call a clone who likes to fix things? Handy trooper.
  41. What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.
  42. How do you know if someone likes Star Wars too much? They Alderaan their sentences with Star Wars quotes!
  43. What do you call a Star Wars character with bad aim? A Storm-misser.
  44. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees.
  45. Why did Luke become a gardener? So he could “use the spade.”

Star Wars Jokes

  1. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  2. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie-talkies.
  3. Why do Doctors make terrible Jedi? Because a Jedi’s got to have patience.
  4. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
  5. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new “friends”.
  6. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his “presents”.
  7. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? It was “deadwood”.
  8. Which program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  9. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrrrr-2D2.
  10. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
  11. What’s a Jedi’s favorite Italian dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
  12. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi.
  13. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang “Solo.”
  14. What do you call a Jedi knight who can play the piano? Pianakin Skywalker.
  15. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side.”
  16. What do you call a Jedi who’s always pranking people? A “trickster” Jedi.
  17. Why did the scarecrow become a Jedi? Because he was outstanding in his “field.”
  18. Why did Obi-Wan never buy a house? He believed in the “force closure.”
  19. Why is Yoda a good gardener? Because he’s got a “green” thumb.
  20. Why did the Jedi become a farmer? So he could use the “force” on his crops.
  21. What do you call a Star Wars fan who always takes the longer route? A “Far, far away” fan.
  22. What do you call a Jedi who can sing? A Jedi “Knight-ale.”
  23. Why did the Ewok take a nap? Because he was a little “fur-tired.”
  24. Why do Tusken Raiders hide the spice they find? Because possession is the law on Tatooine.
  25. What do you call an overweight Sith? An Elevader.
  26. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side.”
  27. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a Wookiee!
  28. What do you call a Sith who works in a bakery? Darth Baker.
  29. Why don’t Jedi drink coffee? It makes them feel their “grounds”.
  30. How did the Porg get to the other side? It Porg-gressed.
  31. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
  32. What’s the difference between a Star Destroyer and a Wookiee? One is hefty and hairy, the other is an Imperial ship!
  33. Why did the Sith get a job in the kitchen? Because he wanted to stir-fry with his “hate.”
  34. Why are Death Star tourists never going hungry? There’s always something “Luke-warm” to eat.
  35. How do you greet a twin on Tatooine? Luke-y there!
  36. What do you call a Star Wars character that doesn’t fight? A pacifist trooper.
  37. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Tatooine? The Ack-bar.
  38. Why don’t sand people ever get lost? They always take the same route.
  39. What do you call a Jedi who only fights when necessary? A “Force”-to-be-reckoned-with.
  40. What do you call a Jedi that jumps higher than a house? A Jedi, because houses can’t jump!
  41. Why are there no stairs in the Jedi Temple? They always use the “elevator.”
  42. What do you call a Jedi that goes to the dark side? A “Sith-uate.”
  43. Why did Yoda refuse to release his mixtape? Because he doesn’t play with “Force.”
  44. What do you call a clone who likes to fix things? Handy trooper.
  45. What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.
  46. How do you know if someone likes Star Wars too much? They Alderaan their sentences with Star Wars quotes!
May 6 Star Wars Pun

May 6 Star Wars Pun

May 6th, the day after “Star Wars Day” (May 4th) which is often jokingly referred to as “Revenge of the Fifth” or “Sixth”

  1. Did you hear about the May 6th Star Wars party? It was out of this galaxy!
  2. Why was the droid happy on May 6th? Because he was over the moon about Revenge of the Fifth!
  3. How does a Jedi celebrate May 6th? By using the sixth sense.
  4. Where do all Star Wars characters meet on May 6th? At the “Space” Bar!
  5. Why don’t Jedi use coffee to recover from May 5th’s celebrations? Because it leads to the “dark side”!
  6. What’s a Star Wars fan’s favorite vegetable on May 6th? Leek Skywalker.
  7. Why is May 6th so calm in the Star Wars universe? Because it’s the day after the Storm (trooper)!
  8. Why do Star Wars fans love May 6th? Because it’s “Solo” day after Star Wars day!
  9. What did the Jedi order on May 6th? Obi-Wan-Kebabi.
  10. Why was the droid feeling low on May 6th? Because he couldn’t celebrate Revenge of the Fifth.
  11. How do Wookies like their steak on May 6th? Chewie!
  12. What do Star Wars fans say when they’re leaving on May 6th? “May the sixth be with you, always.”
  13. What’s Darth Vader’s favorite drink on May 6th? Sixthpresso.
  14. What’s Yoda’s advice for those tired from celebrating Star Wars Day and Revenge of the Fifth? “Sleep, you must.”
  15. Why do Star Wars fans have a light breakfast on May 6th? Because they had a “heavy” celebration the day before!
  16. Which Star Wars character likes to fix things on May 6th? R2-DIY.
  17. Why is May 6th a great day for droids? Because all the “Sithy” business is over.
  18. What do Star Wars fans love to play on May 6th? The sixth-ophone.
  19. What’s a Jedi’s favorite dessert on May 6th? Ice Sith-cream.
  20. Why was the Jedi broke on May 6th? He spent all his money on Star Wars Day and Revenge of the Fifth!
  21. Why do Star Wars fans always stay at home on May 6th? They need to re-charge their lightsabers.
  22. Which Star Wars character makes the best recovery brunch on May 6th? Chef Vader.
  23. Why are Sith so happy on May 6th? Because all Jedi are tired from celebrating Revenge of the Fifth!
  24. How do Stormtroopers soothe their aching heads on May 6th? With a dose of Sithamin C.
  25. Why was the droid on a diet on May 6th? He was feeling a little “BB-8.”
  26. Why is May 6th the best day for a Star Wars marathon? Because on this day, you can watch all “six” episodes.
  27. What’s Yoda’s favorite TV show on May 6th? The Sixth Sense.
  28. How does Luke Skywalker like his eggs on May 6th? Luke-warm.
  29. Why did the Star Wars fan go to the gym on May 6th? To work off the “Force” feasting from the 4th and 5th.
  30. What’s a Jedi’s favorite pet on May 6th? Sixth Sense-Sea.
  31. Why did the Star Wars fan eat a lot on May 6th? Because he was finally “free” of the Revenge of the Fifth.
  32. What does a Jedi Knight wear to a May 6th party? His sixthy attire.
  33. What’s a Jedi’s favorite 80’s band? The Sith Sense.
  34. Why was the Ewok full of energy on May 6th? Because he had a Revenge of the Fifth nap.
  35. How does a Star Wars character recover from celebrating May 5th? He takes a Sith-ic.
  36. What’s a Sith’s favorite dessert on May 6th? Sixth-sational cookies.
  37. What does a Star Wars fan love to eat on May 6th? Pop-sith-corn.
  38. Why is May 6th a busy day for the medical droids? They have to treat the Revenge of the Fifth hangovers!
  39. What’s a Star Wars fan’s favorite thing to do on May 6th? Have a Star Wars movie “six”-thon.
  40. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite day in May? The “Sixth.”
  41. What do you call a Sith who’s feeling great on May 6th? A Sith-thusiast.
  42. What’s a Star Wars fan’s favorite thing to do on May 6th? Take a “Force” break.
  43. How does a Jedi greet someone on May 6th? “May the sixth be with you!”
  44. What do you call a May 6th in Star Wars with no spaceship accidents? A “Crash-Free” day.
  45. Why was the droid tired on May 6th? Because it had been “Bee-Bee-Ate” all day on Revenge of the Fifth.
  46. What’s a Sith’s favorite exercise on May 6th? Sith-ups.
  47. What did the Star Wars fan bring to the May 6th picnic? Sith-kabobs.
  48. What’s a Star Wars fan’s favorite fruit on May 6th? Sith-rus.
  49. What’s a Sith’s favorite soup on May 6th? Chicken Sith-oodle.
  50. Why was the Jedi tired on May 6th? Because of a long Revenge of the Fifth night!
Dark Star Wars Jokes

Dark Star Wars Jokes

  1. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross over to the Dark Side? Because they promised him cookies, but all he got was burnt toast.
  2. What’s a Sith’s favorite drink? Darth Roast Coffee.
  3. Why was the Death Star cafeteria never open? Because every time they fired up the grill, they’d destroy a planet.
  4. How do you know if Darth Vader is having a bad day? He tells you, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
  5. Why did Anakin become Darth Vader? He thought it was his “destiny.” Little did he know, it was just a “Vader” misunderstanding.
  6. How does Darth Vader like his coffee? On the Dark Side.
  7. What do Sith use instead of a knife to cut their food? Their “lightsaber.”
  8. How do you know if a Sith is lying? Their pants are on fire.
  9. Why did the Sith break up with his girlfriend? Because there is no “attachment” in the Sith code.
  10. Why did Darth Vader go to therapy? He couldn’t handle the death of his “Padawan.”
  11. What do you call Darth Vader when he’s scared? Chicken “Vader.”
  12. What do you call a Sith who prefers to fight in the dark? A shadow boxer.
  13. What’s the difference between a Sith and a Jedi? A Sith’s lightsaber has a dark handle.
  14. What’s Darth Vader’s favorite rock band? The Rolling “Sith.”
  15. How did the Sith win the chess game? He set the board on the Dark Side.
  16. Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? He always chose the Dark Side.
  17. What’s a Sith’s favorite type of music? Heavy “Dark” Metal.
  18. Why don’t Sith use umbrellas? They prefer getting soaked in the “dark” rain.
  19. Why are Sith Lords bad companions? They always have a “point” to argue.
  20. Why did the Sith go to jail? He was charged with “battery” for always recharging his lightsaber.
  21. What do you call a Sith who tells tall tales? A “Darth” liar.
  22. Why was the Sith’s joke book empty? Because his humor was too “dark.”
  23. Why are Sith’s lightbulbs always broken? They prefer the “dark.”
  24. Why did the Sith refuse to play hide and seek? He said it was too “light-hearted” for him.
  25. Why did the Sith refuse to use a GPS? He preferred to “force” his way through.
  26. Why don’t Sith make good chefs? They always “burn” their food.
  27. How does a Sith fix a broken lightsaber? He uses the “dark” tape.
  28. Why did the Sith flunk art class? He could only “draw” his lightsaber.
  29. Why don’t Sith make good authors? Their stories are always too “dark.”
  30. Why did the Sith refuse to wear bright colors? He said they weren’t “Sith-ing” well with him.
  31. What’s a Sith’s favorite place to swim? The “dark” blue sea.
  32. Why do Sith make terrible musicians? They only know the “dark” notes.
  33. Why did the Sith refuse to use the escalator? He said he preferred the “dark” stairs.
  34. Why are Sith terrible at giving presents? They always give “force” gifts.
  35. Why did the Sith refuse to use a torch? He said the “dark” suited him better.
  36. Why did the Sith go to the cinema? To watch a “dark” comedy.
  37. Why are Sith terrible at chess? They always move their pieces to the “dark” squares.
  38. Why don’t Sith like fast food? They prefer their meals “dark” and slow.
  39. Why do Sith never participate in beauty pageants? They find them too “light.”
  40. Why did the Sith refuse to take his medicine? He said it was too “light” for his taste.

Star Wars Jokes For Kids

  1. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
  2. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie-talkies.
  3. Why do Doctors make terrible Jedi? Because a Jedi’s got to have patience.
  4. What’s a Jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-Yoda.
  5. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? Vader Tots.
  6. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A Millennium Falcon.
  7. What’s a Jedi’s favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
  8. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
  9. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
  10. Why was the droid feeling low? Because he had a bad motivator.
  11. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  12. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrrrr-2D2!
  13. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi.
  14. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? It was “deadwood.”
  15. Which program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  16. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side.”
  17. What’s a Jedi’s favorite Italian dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
  18. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas? He felt his “presents.”
  19. Why are Death Star pilots fed up? Because they always “miss.”
  20. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang “Solo.”
  21. How do Jedi unlock doors? With a little bit of “force.”
  22. Why don’t Jedi use coffee to recover from a hard day? It leads to the dark side!
  23. Why was the computer cold on the Death Star? It left its Windows open.
  24. What’s Yoda’s favorite dinosaur? The Tricera-TOPS, it is!
  25. Why was Anakin better at baseball than Luke? He had the better “force swing.”
  26. Why didn’t the Wookiee win the race? He “wook” too many “e” turns!
  27. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new “friends.”
  28. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate stuck in his fur? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
  29. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie-talkies.
  30. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car? A Toy-Yoda.
  31. What do you call a Star Wars character that works in a kitchen? Darth Baker.
  32. What do you call a Jedi who can sing? A Jedi “Knight-ale.”
  33. Why did the Ewok take a nap? Because he was a little “fur-tired.”
  34. What’s the most popular Star Wars-themed band? The Rolling Clones.
  35. What do you call a Jedi knight who can play the piano? Pianakin Skywalker.
  36. What is Darth Vader’s favorite food? “Leia-m” meringue pie.
  37. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a Wookiee!
  38. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side.”
  39. What do you call a pirate from Tatooine? Sand “hook.”
  40. Why was Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
  41. Why did the Sith get a job in the kitchen? Because he wanted to stir-fry with his “hate.”
  42. What’s the difference between a Star Destroyer and a Wookiee? One is hefty and hairy, the other is an Imperial ship!
  43. How did Darth Vader propose to his girlfriend? “I am your partner.”
  44. What do you call a Jedi who enjoys baking? A “pan-dough” Jedi.
  45. Why did the Ewok take a nap? Because he was a little “fur-tired.”
Star Wars Jokes For Kids

Star Wars Day Jokes

  1. Why was May 4th so excited? Because it was Star Wars Day and the “Fourth” was strong!
  2. What’s a Star Wars fan’s favorite day of the year? May the Fourth, of course!
  3. How does Darth Vader like his toast on Star Wars Day? On the dark side.
  4. What do you say to a Star Wars fan on May 4th? May the Fourth be with you!
  5. Why was the droid feeling low on Star Wars Day? Because he couldn’t find the “Fourth.”
  6. What does Yoda say on May 4th? Happy Star Wars Day, May the Fourth be with you, hmmmm!
  7. Why was Luke Skywalker good at making puns on Star Wars Day? Because he always used the “Fourth.”
  8. How does Chewbacca celebrate Star Wars Day? With a Wookiee feast.
  9. Why did Han Solo feel left out on Star Wars Day? Because everyone was saying, “May the Fourth be with you,” and not, “May the Solo be with you.”
  10. Why is May 4th the best day to have a Star Wars marathon? Because on this day, you can watch all “Fourth” episodes.
  11. Why was the Ewok scared on Star Wars Day? Because he didn’t want to be the “Fourth” course at a Stormtrooper feast.
  12. Why do Jedi love May 4th? Because it’s the one day when everyone else in the galaxy is on their side.
  13. What’s a Sith’s least favorite day? May the Fourth.
  14. Why do Star Wars fans go to the gym on May 4th? To keep up their “Force.”
  15. What does a Star Wars fan do when May 4th falls on a weekday? They “Force” their way out of work.
  16. Why did the Stormtrooper refuse to eat on Star Wars Day? He couldn’t find the “droids” he was looking for.
  17. How does Obi-Wan celebrate Star Wars Day? He throws a Kenobi-wan party.
  18. Why don’t Ewoks ever forget about Star Wars Day? Because an Ewok never “Forgets the Fourth.”
  19. Why do Sith hate Star Wars Day? Because they can’t stand the “Fourth.”
  20. Why did the Jedi cross the road on Star Wars Day? Because May the Fourth was with him.
  21. How does Luke Skywalker like his steaks on Star Wars Day? A little on the “Fourth” side.
  22. How do Wookies like their cookies on Star Wars Day? Chewie!
  23. Why was Darth Vader so calm on Star Wars Day? Because he was at “peace” with the Fourth.
  24. What do Star Wars fans drink on Star Wars Day? “Fourth” roast coffee.
  25. Why did the Jedi go to school on Star Wars Day? To get a little more “knowledge of the Fourth.”
  26. What’s a Jedi’s favorite dessert on Star Wars Day? Fourth-layer cake.
  27. What does a Star Wars fan say when leaving on Star Wars Day? “May the Fourth be with you, always.”
  28. What is the favorite Star Wars film of most fans on May 4th? “May the Fourth Awakens.”
  29. How do Star Wars fans make a toast on Star Wars Day? “May the Fourth be with us.”
  30. How does Darth Vader celebrate Star Wars Day? By making the Fourth be with him.
  31. Why was the Stormtrooper bad at hide and seek on Star Wars Day? He always “missed” the Fourth place to look.
  32. Why do Star Wars fans always stay at home on May 4th? They’re too busy “Fourth-ing” with their Star Wars merchandise.
  33. Why was the droid so happy on Star Wars Day? It was finally the Fourth!
  34. How do Jedi get rid of pests on Star Wars Day? They use the “Fourth.”
  35. What do Star Wars fans love to play on May 4th? The “Fourth” game.
  36. Why was the Sith Lord upset on Star Wars Day? He couldn’t resist the “Fourth.”
  37. Why was the Jedi Knight up so early on Star Wars Day? He didn’t want to “miss the Fourth.”
  38. What’s a Jedi’s favorite party game on Star Wars Day? “Fourth” square.
  39. How does a Star Wars fan greet someone on Star Wars Day? “May the Fourth be with you!”
  40. What’s a Sith’s favorite day after Star Wars Day? Revenge of the Fifth!
  41. What does a Jedi eat for breakfast on Star Wars Day? A bowl of “Fourth” loops.
  42. How do you call a Star Wars fan on May 4th? “Hello, May the Fourth be with you!”
  43. Why was the Star Wars movie on May 4th so long? Because they didn’t want to “cut the Fourth.”
  44. How do Star Wars fans know it’s Star Wars Day? They feel a disturbance in the “Fourth.”
  45. How do you know if it’s raining on Star Wars Day? If it’s “Fourth-casting” rain.
  46. How do Star Wars fans celebrate May 4th at work? They have a “Fourth” potluck.
  47. Why do Star Wars fans like May 4th more than Christmas? Because on Star Wars Day, the presents “Fourth” themselves!
  48. Why did the Jedi refuse to cut his cake on Star Wars Day? He didn’t want to “slice the Fourth.”
  49. Why was the Star Wars fan sad on May 5th? Because the Fourth was no longer with him.
  50. What do you call a Star Wars fan who missed May 4th? A “Fourth-getful” fan.
Star Wars Food Puns

Star Wars Food Puns

  1. Obi-Wan Kebabi
  2. Wookiee Cookies
  3. Boba Fettuccine
  4. Admiral Snackbar
  5. Ham Solo
  6. Jabba the Nut
  7. Qui-Gon Jinn-gerbread
  8. Chewbacca Chip Cookies
  9. Yoda Soda
  10. Lando Calrissi-anise
  11. Porg Pork
  12. Death Star-fruit
  13. R2-DTuna
  14. Sith Spaghetti
  15. Darth Tater
  16. Stormtrooper Soup
  17. Ewok-oli
  18. Leia-monade
  19. Skywalker Sausages
  20. C-3P-Oreos
  21. Darth Maul-ted Milk
  22. Endorian Chicken
  23. Greedo Burrito
  24. Kylo Rennet Cheese
  25. Mandal-orange
  26. Padawan Pancakes
  27. Anakin Steakwalker
  28. Count Dooku Donuts
  29. Millennium Fal-Corn
  30. Jar Jar Binks Jelly
  31. Tatooine Tangerines
  32. Bantha Butter
  33. Dagobah Dumplings
  34. Vader Veggies
  35. BB-8 Bacon Bits
  36. Luke Skywaffles
  37. Jawa Java
  38. X-Wing Xtra cheese pizza
  39. Yavin Yakitori
  40. Death Star Doughnuts
  41. Stormtrooper Strawberries
  42. Tatooine Toasties
  43. Sith Sushi
  44. Hoth Hot Dogs
  45. Rebel Raspberry
  46. Finn and Chips
  47. Millennium Falafel
  48. TIE Fighter Tacos
  49. Jedi Jelly
  50. Lightsaber Licorice.

Conclusion

From the Jedi Masters to the mischievous droids, the Star Wars universe is a fertile ground for humor, wit, and levity.

These Star Wars jokes embody the essence of the franchise, celebrating the characters, themes, and iconic lines that have captivated audiences for decades.

No matter your age or how deep your Star Wars knowledge goes, there’s a joke in here that’s sure to make you chuckle.

So the next time you’re gathered with your fellow Star Wars enthusiasts, remember – the Force is strong, but so is the power of laughter.

So share a joke, enjoy the laughter, and keep the spirit of Star Wars alive in your hearts. And always remember: May the Fourth (of humor) be with you!

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