Shifting Gears: A Journey through the World of Motorcycle Jokes

Unleash your inner jester with our collection of motorcycle jokes.

Whether you’re a bike enthusiast or just a fan of a good laugh, this light-hearted look at the world of motorcycling is sure to tickle your funny bone.

We’ve got the ultimate guide to motorcycle humor – jokes that weave in the vernacular, culture, and spirit of the biking world in unexpected and entertaining ways.

Motorcycle Puns

Motorcycle Puns
  1. I’ve got a “V-twin” reason to ride every day: freedom and fun!
  2. I’ve been “ridin’ solo” long before Jason Derulo.
  3. I’m really “exhausted” after that long ride.
  4. This motorcycle is simply “two-tired”.
  5. I’m “wheelie” excited about my new bike!
  6. Let’s “kickstart” this road trip.
  7. I was feeling “revved up” for a ride today.
  8. Can’t stand the “cycle” of 9 to 5, need to ride.
  9. That motorbike is just my “speed”.
  10. I’m in “gear” for a great ride.
  11. I’m not “braking” up with my motorcycle.
  12. When I’m on my bike, I’m on “cruise” control.
  13. My motorcycle “drives” me to great places.
  14. Let’s “shift” this journey into high gear.
  15. This motorcycle ride is “suspension”-ful.
  16. My motorcycle takes me on the “ride” side of life.
  17. There’s nothing like “pedaling” on the open road.
  18. I’m not “clutching” at straws, I love my bike.
  19. Love is a motorcycle and an open “road”.
  20. I’m “fueling” great after that ride.
  21. Don’t need “GPS” when I’m on my motorcycle.
  22. There’s nothing like a “bike” ride to clear the mind.
  23. Bikes bring “cycle-logical” joy.
  24. I’m a “spark” plug for motorcycle adventures.
  25. “Oil” be there for you, said the motorcycle to its rider.
  26. This journey is a “bike” path to happiness.
  27. “Motor”vation starts with a motorcycle ride.
  28. “Handlebar” hopping is a biker’s delight.
  29. I’m “saddle”d with a love for biking.
  30. Every biker understands the thrill of a “clutch” moment.
  31. I’m a “chain” reaction enthusiast, every ride sparks another.
  32. I’m a motorcycle “en-throttle-siast”.
  33. “Riding” keeps me “grounded”.
  34. It’s a “shock” to the system when I can’t ride.
  35. Life is like a “carburetor”, it works best when it’s balanced.
  36. I’m just a guy, standing in front of a bike, asking it to “ride”.

Motorcycle Jokes

Motorcycle Jokes
  1. Why don’t motorcycles ever go out on their own? They’re too tired!
  2. What did the motorcycle say to the car? Can’t you see I’ve got one less wheel than you?
  3. Why did the motorcycle take a break? It was two-tired!
  4. What did the motorcyclist say to his passenger? Hold on tight, I want to try something I saw in a cartoon!
  5. Why did the motorcycle break up with the bicycle? It got tired of being the third wheel!
  6. What’s the difference between a motorcyclist and a psychologist? The motorcyclist has the bugs in his teeth.
  7. What kind of motorcycle does a snowman ride? A “Brrr”gs & Stratton!
  8. Why did the motorcycle go to the party? Because it was a “cycle” social.
  9. Why don’t motorcycles like jokes? They’re too “exhausting”.
  10. Why are motorcycles like elephants? They never forget their oil changes.
  11. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of motorcycle? A “Boo”sa!
  12. What kind of motorcycle does a jedi ride? A “Yamaha-ha”.
  13. Why was the motorcycle always lost? It could never find its “roots”.
  14. Why did the motorcycle stop running? It was “wheely” tired.
  15. Why do motorcycles never get lonely? Because they’re always in gear.
  16. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A “Yamahahaha”!
  17. Why don’t motorcycles get along with cars? They can’t handle the “cycle”ogical differences.
  18. What did the spark plug say to the motorcycle? You ignite my life!
  19. Why don’t motorcycles sit on their stands? They have no “buns”!
  20. What did the motorcycle say to the bike? Nice pedaling, want to race?
  21. Why can’t motorcycles hold secrets? They always spill the “oil”.
  22. What do you call a motorcycle that doesn’t need gas? An “ex-cycle”.
  23. Why did the motorcycle go to therapy? It had too many “cycle”ological issues.
  24. How do motorcycles say goodbye? “Catch you on the flip side.”
  25. What did the dirt bike say to the street bike? You’re too “paved” for my liking.
  26. Why do motorcycles lean into turns? To avoid getting a “flat”.
  27. How does a motorcycle ask for food? It says, “Fill me up, please!”
  28. Why did the motorcycle stay in bed all day? It was “two-tired” to get up.
  29. Why don’t motorcycles get hired for jobs? They always take the fast lane.
  30. How do you know a motorcycle is happy? Its tail pipe is “exhausted” from joy.
  31. Why did the motorcycle go to school? To get a little more “class”.
  32. What does a motorcycle wear to a fancy event? A full “suit”case.
  33. Why was the motorcycle a great musician? It always knew the “tune”up.
  34. Why don’t motorcycles get married? They’re afraid of “at-tire-ment”.
  35. What do you call a motorcycle that tells tall tales? A “yamaha-ha”.
  36. What do motorcycles order at a bar? “Brake fluid” on the rocks.
  37. Why did the motorcycle get a parking ticket? It was standing up on its own, but it had no “stand”ing.
  38. How do motorcycles communicate? They use “sign”als.
  39. What do you call a cold motorcycle? A “chill-cycle”.
  40. Why was the motorcycle always in trouble? It just couldn’t kick the “habit”!

Knock Knock Motorcycle Jokes

Knock Knock Motorcycle Jokes
  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive the other bikes, but mine is the best!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Abby.
    • Abby who?
    • Abby careful on that motorcycle!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Annie.
    • Annie who?
    • Annie one for a ride?
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Teresa.
    • Teresa who?
    • Teresa crowd, let’s split on the motorcycle!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ivan.
    • Ivan who?
    • Ivan to go on a motorcycle ride!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Canoe.
    • Canoe who?
    • Canoe help me fix my motorcycle?
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alma.
    • Alma who?
    • Alma bike is faster than yours!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce ride together!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and let’s ride!
  10. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Doris.
  • Doris who?
  • Doris locked, that’s why I had to use the motorcycle!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Iris.
  • Iris who?
  • Iris you’d be safe on your motorcycle!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ida.
  • Ida who?
  • Ida like to join you for a ride!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Otto.
  • Otto who?
  • Otto know better than to ride without a helmet!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Esther.
  • Esther who?
  • Esther any better feeling than riding a motorcycle?
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ken.
  • Ken who?
  • Ken you believe how fast that motorcycle was?
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Holly.
  • Holly who?
  • Holly-days are best spent on a motorcycle!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Isla.
  • Isla who?
  • Isla ride you’ll never forget!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Eamon.
  • Eamon who?
  • Eamon the road again!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Ben.
  • Ben who?
  • Ben longing to ride all day!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Yul.
  • Yul who?
  • Yul never know how fun it is until you try it!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Arthur.
  • Arthur who?
  • Arthur any more bikers joining us?
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Rita.
  • Rita who?
  • Rita map, we’re lost!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Noah.
  • Noah who?
  • Noah good place for a ride?
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Boo-hoo, I miss my motorcycle!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Hugo.
  • Hugo who?
  • Hugo first, I’ll follow!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Aaron.
  • Aaron who?
  • Aaron out your tires, they look flat!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Felix.
  • Felix who?
  • Felix the tank, we’re going for a long ride!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Wendy.
  • Wendy who?
  • Wendy road is clear, I’ll rev up my bike!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • May.
  • May who?
  • May I join your biker gang?
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Lena.
  • Lena who?
  • Lena little closer, I want to show you my new bike!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Luke.
  • Luke who?
  • Luke out for bikers on the road!
  1. Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Don.
  • Don who?
  • Don forget to wear your helmet!

Motorcycle Club Jokes

Motorcycle Club Jokes
  1. What’s a motorcycle club’s favorite drink? Handle-bar hop.
  2. Why don’t motorcycle clubs play cards? They’re afraid of the king and queen of the road.
  3. What does a motorcycle club member say before leaving? I’m “exhausted”.
  4. Why did the motorcycle club go camping? They like to “pitch” their tents on the road.
  5. How do motorcycle clubs spice up their meetings? With a little “bike”-paprika.
  6. Why did the motorcycle club go to the beach? They wanted to ride the “wave”.
  7. Why did the motorcycle club break up? There were too many “v-twin” differences.
  8. What’s a motorcycle club’s favorite kind of music? Heavy “metal”.
  9. How do motorcycle club members stay fit? They “cycle” every day.
  10. What’s the best time for a motorcycle club to meet? “Two’s”day.
  11. What’s a motorcycle club’s favorite dessert? Chocolate “chip” road.
  12. Why did the motorcycle club visit the zoo? To see the “road”-runner.
  13. Why don’t motorcycle clubs have a doorbell? They prefer the “ring” of the engine.
  14. Why are motorcycle clubs so popular? They always have the best “rides”.
  15. Why was the motorcycle club meeting a secret? They didn’t want to “spill the beans”.
  16. What do you call a very slow motorcycle club? The “snail” bikers.
  17. What’s a motorcycle club’s favorite movie? “Easy “Rider””.
  18. Why did the motorcycle club go to the comedy club? They needed a good “laugh-ride”.
  19. How does a motorcycle club keep their meetings fun? With “bike” nights and “tailpipe” tales.
  20. Why did the motorcycle club visit the bakery? They heard the rolls were on a “roll”.
  21. What do motorcycle club members always bring to a BBQ? Their own “grill” and “buns”.
  22. Why don’t motorcycle clubs have rules? They prefer to “ride” by their own rules.
  23. What do you call a motorcycle club that loves to sing? The “Choir”-sers.
  24. Why did the motorcycle club go to the library? They wanted to “book” their next ride.
  25. Why did the motorcycle club go to the circus? They wanted to see the “cycle”-ists perform.
  26. Why don’t motorcycle clubs use elevators? They prefer to “ride” up the stairs.
  27. Why did the motorcycle club visit the jungle? They wanted to go on a wild “ride”.
  28. Why did the motorcycle club go to the art museum? They wanted to see the “still” life.
  29. How does a motorcycle club keep their balance? They always “lean” into it.
  30. What do you call a motorcycle club that only rides at night? The “Moon“-riders.
  31. Why did the motorcycle club go to the restaurant? They heard the “souped”-up specials were delicious.
  32. Why are motorcycle clubs so good at poker? They always know when to “ride” and when to “fold”.

Motorcycle That Could Tell Jokes Was A…

Motorcycle That Could Tell Jokes Was A...
  1. Comedian on Wheels
  2. Jokester Rider
  3. Giggle-Bike
  4. Laughter Cycle
  5. Harley-David-“Fun”
  6. Humor-cycle
  7. Chuckle Chopper
  8. Wisecrack Whizzer
  9. JestJet
  10. Rib-tickler Rider
  11. Mirth Motorcycle
  12. Laughter Launchpad
  13. Comedy Cruiser
  14. Stand-up Cycle
  15. Punchline Pacer
  16. Hilarity Harley
  17. Jest Jockey
  18. Bike with Banter
  19. Roaring Rider
  20. Cycle Comedian

Motorcycle Cop Jokes

Motorcycle Cop Jokes
  1. What do you call a motorcycle cop who plays the trumpet? A “brass” bandit!
  2. Why don’t motorcycle cops play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your siren’s blaring!
  3. Why did the motorcycle cop go to school? He wanted to be a “class” act!
  4. How do motorcycle cops fix their bikes? With “arrest”-orations!
  5. Why did the motorcycle cop carry a pencil? To draw a “line” in the sand!
  6. Why was the motorcycle cop always happy? Because he could “patrol” his own happiness!
  7. What’s a motorcycle cop’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the “cycles”!
  8. Why do motorcycle cops wear helmets? To “cap” off their uniforms!
  9. Why did the motorcycle cop bring a ruler? He wanted to “measure” his success!
  10. How do motorcycle cops stay in shape? They “chase” after their fitness!
  11. What do motorcycle cops put in their coffee? “Just ice”!
  12. Why do motorcycle cops like donuts? Because they can’t “resist” a good circle!
  13. Why did the motorcycle cop get promoted? He had the “drive” to succeed!
  14. What did the motorcycle cop say to the speeder? “I’ve been ‘following’ your career with interest!”
  15. Why did the motorcycle cop carry a map? He never wanted to be “lost” in justice!
  16. Why was the motorcycle cop good at baseball? He was always “pitching” for justice!
  17. Why did the motorcycle cop visit the bakery? He heard there was a “baker’s dozen” of tickets to give out!
  18. How do motorcycle cops greet each other? “Nice to ‘beat’ you!”
  19. Why did the motorcycle cop go to the party? He heard it was a “bust”!
  20. Why was the motorcycle cop always relaxed? He had “patrol”-leum jelly!
  21. Why did the motorcycle cop never get cold? He had a “heat”-er on his bike!
  22. Why was the motorcycle cop good at basketball? He knew how to “shoot”!
  23. Why did the motorcycle cop never get tired? He always had his “rest”!
  24. How do motorcycle cops like their eggs? “Over-easy rider”!
  25. What do you call a motorcycle cop who doesn’t take a day off? A “steel”-horse rider!
  26. Why do motorcycle cops make good chefs? They can “serve” and “protect”!
  27. What’s a motorcycle cop’s favorite dance? The “Cop”-acabana!
  28. Why do motorcycle cops like lightning? Because they can “charge”!
  29. Why did the motorcycle cop sit on the alarm clock? He wanted to be “on time”!
  30. Why did the motorcycle cop go to the spa? He needed a “brake”!
  31. Why do motorcycle cops make good gardeners? They know all about “law” and “order”!
  32. What do motorcycle cops put on their salad? “Cruiser”-tons!
  33. Why did the motorcycle cop wear sunglasses? To give a “shade” of authority!
  34. Why was the motorcycle cop good at poker? He always had a “straight” face!
  35. Why was the motorcycle cop always cool? He never “brake”d a sweat!
  36. Why did the motorcycle cop wear two jackets? Because he wanted to “double” patrol!
  37. Why did the motorcycle cop keep checking his watch? He didn’t want to “waste” any time on patrol!
  38. Why did the motorcycle cop carry a compass? He always wanted to head in the “right” direction!

Final Words

So, whether you’re a seasoned biker, a weekend rider, or just someone who loves to share a laugh, we hope you’ve enjoyed this motorcycle-themed joyride.

These jokes are a testament to the fun-loving spirit that is intrinsic to the motorcycling community.

So keep laughing, keep riding, and remember – life’s too short not to enjoy the journey.

It’s all in good fun, just like a thrilling ride on a sunny day with the wind in your hair.

Remember to share these jokes with your biker friends and watch them light up with laughter – after all, a shared laugh is just as precious as a shared ride!

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