Tickle Your Tuesdays: Tuesday Jokes to Brighten Your Weekday Blues

Funny Tuesday Jokes are a delightful collection of humorous lines, puns, one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and riddles centered around “Tuesday”.

The jokes playfully revolve around the theme of the day, making clever use of the word “Tuesday” and its homophones or other related concepts.

They creatively integrate elements of the workweek, school life, Tuesday morning routines, and specific Tuesday-related events, such as Shrove Tuesday.

These jokes are designed to bring a chuckle, brighten up your day, and provide a light-hearted start to the week.

Whether you need a good laugh to kick start your Tuesday morning, an icebreaker for a Tuesday meeting, or a cheerful note to share with friends and family, Funny Tuesday Jokes are your go-to for a dose of weekday fun.

Funny Tuesday Jokes

Funny Tuesday Jokes
  1. Why don’t Tuesdays talk to each other? They just can’t get over that they’re not Monday!
  2. What does Tuesday say to Monday? “Move over, I’m here to make things right!”
  3. Why did Tuesday go to the psychiatrist? It had a weekday complex!
  4. What do you call a Tuesday that falls on the 13th? A superstuesday!
  5. Why did Tuesday break up with Monday? It felt too neglected after Sunday.
  6. How does Tuesday win a game? It always has a “second” move!
  7. Why did the man name his dog Tuesday? Because it’s always a “terrier-ific” day!
  8. How does a calendar propose? “Will you be my Tuesday, forever?”
  9. Why was Tuesday jealous of Friday? Because everyone’s always saying TGIF, not TGIT!
  10. What’s Tuesday’s favorite beverage? Brewsday!
  11. Why did the alarm clock break up with Tuesday? It was tired of all the “second” chances!
  12. Why is Tuesday the wisest day? Because it’s had two days to think about the week so far!
  13. What’s Tuesday’s favorite dance move? The two-step!
  14. What did the bread say to Tuesday? I “knead” you!
  15. Why is Tuesday the best at keeping secrets? Because everyone forgets about it after Monday!
  16. What do you call a chicken that lays its eggs on a Tuesday? An eggsecutive producer!
  17. How does Tuesday ask someone to slow down? It says, “Can you take a ‘second’?”
  18. Why is Tuesday considered a polite day? Because it always follows Monday!
  19. Why did Tuesday bring a ladder? Because it always strives to get to the top of the week!
  20. Why was the calendar blushing? Because it saw what Tuesday was wearing!
  21. Why did Tuesday wear two pairs of pants? In case it got a hole in one!
  22. What do you call a Tuesday that’s on fire? A bluesday!
  23. How did Tuesday become a superhero? It was the second to none!
  24. Why did Tuesday go to school? To become well-read and well-“day-ted”!
  25. How does Tuesday stay fit? It always goes for a “second” round!
  26. What’s Tuesday’s favorite meal? A two-course meal!
  27. Why was Tuesday lost? Because it was two far from the weekend!
  28. How does Tuesday apologize? “I’m two sorry!”
  29. What did the salad say to Tuesday? Lettuce celebrate you!
  30. What’s Tuesday’s favorite dessert? A “sundae” on a Tuesday!
  31. Why does Tuesday always win at hide and seek? It hides behind Monday!
  32. Why is Tuesday like a math teacher? It always wants you to carry the one!
  33. What’s Tuesday’s favorite type of music? The two-step blues!
  34. How does Tuesday like its eggs? “Two”-fried!
  35. Why was Tuesday the baker’s favorite day? Because it always rolls in after Monday!
  36. What’s Tuesday’s favorite flower? The two-lip!
  37. Why does Tuesday never get lost? Because it always follows Monday!
  38. Why was Tuesday feeling blue? Because it was not Friday!
  39. What’s Tuesday’s favorite fruit? The “two”-berry!
  40. Why did the tomato turn red on Tuesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  41. Why is Tuesday the best day to go to the beach? Because it’s always “two-sun”!
  42. How does Tuesday cheer up Monday? It always brings in a second wave of energy!
  43. What does Tuesday use to cut a pizza? A pizza “two-ter”!
  44. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” on a Tuesday? Because every play has a “two-sday” night performance!
  45. Why does Tuesday like baseball? It always loves a “double” play!
  46. What’s Tuesday’s favorite type of shoes? Two-toned loafers!
  47. Why was Tuesday a knight? Because it was always in “two-nament”!
  48. Why is Tuesday the best time to repair the roof? Because it’s not over the “hump day” yet!
  49. Why did Tuesday go to the bank? To make a “second” deposit!
  50. What’s Tuesday’s favorite workout? The “two-lift”!

Tuesday Jokes One Liners

Tuesday Jokes One Liners
  1. Why don’t we tell secrets on Tuesday? Because they could leak into Wednesday!
  2. Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister.
  3. It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long I thought it was Wednesday!
  4. Tuesday is my favorite day to pretend that the weekend wasn’t too short.
  5. On Tuesdays, even my coffee needs a coffee.
  6. If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where to return Tuesdays.
  7. Tuesday’s child is full of grace. Tuesday’s adult, however, needs a nap.
  8. Tuesday is the new Monday.
  9. I went on a diet this Tuesday. I’ve already lost two days!
  10. Tuesday is just Monday’s awkward sequel.
  11. Tuesday: The day to remember all the things I didn’t finish on Monday.
  12. I don’t want a Tuesday that feels like a Monday.
  13. Tuesday is the day I actually start the week; Monday I just deal with the shock of it.
  14. Tuesday: When reality hits you after a relaxing weekend!
  15. They say that Tuesday is the most productive day. I beg to differ.
  16. On Tuesday, I’m just grateful it’s no longer Monday.
  17. I always give 100% at work: 10% Monday, 25% Tuesday, 35% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, and 10% Friday.
  18. Tuesday would be a lot cuter if it were Friday.
  19. I have a case of the Tuesdays and the only cure is more coffee.
  20. Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly cousin.
  21. Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.
  22. Tuesday isn’t so bad… It’s a sign that I survived Monday!
  23. Tuesday is the affirmation that my weekend was not enough.
  24. Tuesday’s menu: Coffee for breakfast, coffee for lunch, and coffee for dinner.
  25. If Tuesday were a movie, it would be “Monday Part 2”.
  26. Tuesday is like a middle finger pointing at you. I mean it’s still not Friday!
  27. I was going to take over the world this Tuesday, but I overslept. Postponed, again!
  28. Tuesdays are just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.
  29. If you’re having a tough Tuesday, just remember, at least it’s not Monday anymore!
  30. Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not being Friday.
  31. Tuesday: The second cup of coffee of the week.
  32. Tuesdays would be a lot less painful if they were optional.
  33. A Tuesday after a three-day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!
  34. Why is Tuesday a good day to have a job interview? Because you can’t say “it’s only Tuesday” with a sad face!
  35. I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine for Tuesdays!
  36. Dear Tuesday, no one likes you either.
  37. Why is Tuesday the smartest day of the week? Because it follows Monday!
  38. It’s only Tuesday? This week is a marathon!
  39. Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday… love ya!
  40. Tuesday would be less annoying if it were a person.
  41. Tuesdays are like the ugly stepsister of the week.
  42. Tuesday is just a little less Monday.
  43. Who needs superheroes and miracles when you have a Tuesday?
  44. When you’re Tuesday, but you’re not Friday, you know you’ve got problems.
  45. Tuesday is Monday’s evil twin.
  46. Dear Tuesday, go be mean to someone else.
  47. Tuesday is the day I actually start the week, Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.
  48. Is it Tuesday already? Yesterday was Monday and tomorrow is Wednesday… Talk about being stuck in the middle!
  49. I’ve had a “case of the Mondays” every Tuesday of my life.
  50. Tuesday: So good, they named it once.

Tuesday Jokes For School

  1. Why did Tuesday go to school? Because it had “day” classes!
  2. Why did the teddy bear refuse to play on Tuesday? Because it was already “stuffed” with Monday’s fun!
  3. Why is Tuesday like a tree? Because it’s always ready to “branch” out after Monday!
  4. How does Tuesday win the race? It’s always a “second” ahead!
  5. Why did Tuesday bring two sandwiches to school? One for “lunch” and the other for “second” lunch!
  6. Why does Tuesday always have a partner in class? Because it’s used to “two”-ther work!
  7. What does Tuesday use to unlock the school lockers? Its “two”-key!
  8. Why does Tuesday love the zoo field trip? Because it’s full of “two”-cans!
  9. How does Tuesday make music? On the “two”-bular bells!
  10. What’s Tuesday’s favorite part of the playground? The “see-saw,” because it goes “two” and fro!
  11. Why did Tuesday get a gold star? Because it always gives the “second” best answer!
  12. Why did the belt get a time-out on Tuesday? It was holding up a “pair” of pants!
  13. What’s Tuesday’s favorite fruit at school lunch? The “two”-tangie (tangerine)!
  14. What does Tuesday put in its locker? A “two”-niform!
  15. Why does Tuesday love art class? Because it gets to use its “two”-lors!
  16. Why is Tuesday a good soccer player? Because it always had a “second” kick!
  17. Why is Tuesday always ready for an adventure? It always has its “two”-case packed!
  18. How does Tuesday catch butterflies in science class? With its “two”-net!
  19. What’s Tuesday’s favorite after-school snack? Two”-kies and milk!
  20. What’s Tuesday’s favorite school subject? “Two”-story!
  21. Why does Tuesday love school buses? Because it gets to sit in “two” seats!
  22. Why did Tuesday bring a pencil and an eraser to school? For its “two”-torial class!
  23. What is Tuesday’s favorite school event? The “two”-dent council!
  24. How does Tuesday celebrate after doing well on a test? With a “two”-ti!
  25. Why does Tuesday love to read? Because it gets to turn “two” pages!
  26. Why did Tuesday get an A+ in math? Because it knows “two” plus “two”!
  27. How does Tuesday stay warm during winter recess? With its “two”-scarf!
  28. What does Tuesday do at the library? Checks out “two” books!
  29. What does Tuesday do at a spelling bee? Spells “two”-esday!
  30. Why does Tuesday love the cafeteria? Because it serves “two”-licious food!
  31. Why is Tuesday the best day for a field trip? It’s “two”-rific!
  32. Why does Tuesday always win at chess? It’s ready for a “second” move!
  33. What does Tuesday do at the school dance? The “two”-step!
  34. Why does Tuesday excel in gym class? Because of its “two”-nacity!
  35. How does Tuesday get ready for a pop quiz? It studies “two” times!
  36. Why does Tuesday love the science lab? Because of the “two”-bes!
  37. How does Tuesday do well in geography? It knows all the “two”-rains!
  38. Why does Tuesday love the school band? Because of the “two”-mbone!
  39. Why is Tuesday the best day for a school play? It’s a “two”-rformance day!
  40. What does Tuesday like to drink at lunch? “Two”-tea!
  41. Why did Tuesday take its teddy to show-and-tell? For some “two”-eddy bear fun!
  42. Why does Tuesday love the computer lab? It’s “two”-chnology friendly!
  43. What’s Tuesday’s favorite playground equipment? The “two”-ter-totter!
  44. Why does Tuesday love cooking class? Because it gets to stir the “two”-pot!
  45. What’s Tuesday’s favorite school joke? “Two”-sday’s the best day!
  46. How does Tuesday do well in history? It remembers the “two”-torical events!
  47. Why is Tuesday a good listener in class? It always hears “two” sides!
  48. What does Tuesday love to do at the school fair? Ride the “two”-bing slide!
  49. Why is Tuesday good at debates? Because it can give “two” points!
  50. What’s Tuesday’s favorite part of the school year? The “two”-rm breaks!

Knock Knock Jokes About Tuesday

Knock Knock Jokes About Tuesday
  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday’s the day we knock the socks off the rest of the week!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday night’s pizza night, I hope you’re hungry!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday you’re not going to believe this, but I forgot the joke!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday we get a “two” for one special on laughs!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday is “two” times better than Monday!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday late to apologize, it’s already Wednesday!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday I’ll bring you some cake, just because!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday list of things I need to do is a mile long!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday’s not Monday and that’s something to celebrate!
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there? Tuesday.
    • Tuesday who? Tuesday be determined, we’ve got the rest of the week to go!

Jokes For Tuesday Morning

  1. Why don’t we tell secrets on Tuesday morning? Because they might “two”-n out by Tuesday afternoon!
  2. What’s the best thing about Tuesday morning? There’s only one Monday in a week!
  3. How does Tuesday stay fresh in the morning? With a splash of “dew”-sday!
  4. Why did the coffee file a police report on Tuesday morning? It got “mugged”!
  5. What’s Tuesday’s morning routine? Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep!
  6. Why was the computer cold on Tuesday morning? It left its “windows” open!
  7. Why did the sun go to school on Tuesday morning? To get “brighter”!
  8. How does a sandwich get ready for the day on Tuesday morning? It gets “roll”-ing!
  9. What did Tuesday say to Wednesday on a sunny morning? “Looks like I’m the day’s ‘light’!”
  10. Why is Tuesday morning the best time to go to the bank? Because the “mon” (money) is always “day” (there)!
  11. Why did the alarm clock end up in detention on Tuesday morning? It wouldn’t stop “going off”!
  12. How does Tuesday break its fast? With a “two”-st!
  13. Why did the jelly donut go to school on Tuesday morning? Because it had “filling” it was going to be a sweet day!
  14. Why did the pancake go to baseball practice on Tuesday morning? Because it knew the batter was up!
  15. Why does Tuesday put eggs in its shoes in the morning? To add a little “spring” to its step!
  16. Why did Tuesday sprinkle sugar on its pillow in the morning? To wake up on the sweet side of the bed!
  17. What did Tuesday morning say to Monday morning? “I’ll “two”-n up your act!”
  18. Why did Tuesday go for a run in the morning? It wanted to “sneak-er” up on the rest of the week!
  19. Why was the math book sad on Tuesday morning? Because it had too many “problems”!
  20. Why did Tuesday take a ladder to school in the morning? Because it was ready to “climb” to new heights!
  21. What do you call a Tuesday morning that’s really cold? A “brrr”-sday morning!
  22. Why did Tuesday bring a map to school in the morning? Because it didn’t want to “two”-rn the wrong way!
  23. Why did Tuesday drink a glass of fruit juice in the morning? To get a “juice-tart” to its day!
  24. Why did the notebook feel good on Tuesday morning? Because it was “noted” for its “bind”-ing personality!
  25. How does Tuesday like its eggs in the morning? “Two”-rific and runny!

Shrove Tuesday Jokes

  1. What do you call a cat who ate a lot of pancakes on Shrove Tuesday? A purr-cake!
  2. Why don’t soccer players do well in the kitchen on Shrove Tuesday? They’re always trying to get a good flip and it goes wide!
  3. What do pancakes and baseball have in common on Shrove Tuesday? They both depend on the batter!
  4. How does a pancake on Shrove Tuesday get around? It flips!
  5. Why was the pancake on Shrove Tuesday a good boxer? Because it always came out on top after a flip!
  6. What do you call a Shrove Tuesday pancake that can play the piano? A flip-phenom!
  7. What’s the best pancake topping for Shrove Tuesday? More pancakes!
  8. What’s a pancake’s job on Shrove Tuesday? To stack up to the occasion!
  9. Why did the pancake go to school on Shrove Tuesday? It heard there was a great “flip-chart” in class!
  10. What did the baking soda say to the pancake on Shrove Tuesday? “I’m flipping excited!”
  11. Why do pancakes never play hide and seek on Shrove Tuesday? Because they always lay flat!
  12. What did the pancake say to the syrup on Shrove Tuesday? “I’m stuck on you!”
  13. What did the butter say to the pancake on Shrove Tuesday? “You’re flipping amazing!”
  14. Why did the pancake blush on Shrove Tuesday? It saw the maple syrup!
  15. What do you call a pancake race on Shrove Tuesday? A short-stack sprint!
  16. What do you call a cute pancake on Shrove Tuesday? Adoughrable!
  17. Why did the pancake go to the doctor on Shrove Tuesday? It had a bad “flip”!
  18. Why do we make pancakes on Shrove Tuesday? It’s the yeast we can do!
  19. What do you call a stack of pancakes on Shrove Tuesday? A balanced breakfast!
  20. Why do we cook pancakes on Shrove Tuesday? To get a rise out of the batter!
  21. Why did the pancake fail its driving test on Shrove Tuesday? It couldn’t handle the turns and flips!
  22. How do you make a pancake smile on Shrove Tuesday? Butter him up!
  23. Why did the pancake go to a baseball game on Shrove Tuesday? It wanted to see a good “pitch”!
  24. How do you know if a pancake has been making jokes on Shrove Tuesday? It cracks up!
  25. Why was the pancake a great comedian on Shrove Tuesday? It knew how to “flip” a joke!

Final Words

Funny Tuesday Jokes are a fantastic way to infuse humor and positivity into what can often be a busy and mundane weekday.

They celebrate the charm of the day and lighten up the ambiance with their creative wordplay and hilarious narratives.

These jokes are not just about giving you a good laugh; they’re about transforming the way we perceive and embrace our Tuesdays.

They serve as a reminder that humor can be found in our day-to-day life, even within the names of our weekdays.

Whether shared at the breakfast table, at a school gathering, or in a work meeting, these Funny Tuesday Jokes are sure to spark smiles, laughter, and a renewed love for this ‘two-rific’ day of the week.

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