Rolling in Laughter: The Art of Crafting Bagel Puns

Bagels, those round rings of doughy delight, are a breakfast favorite for many across the globe.

But their charm doesn’t stop at their delicious taste. Bagels, believe it or not, have inspired a unique niche of humor: bagel puns.

These clever plays on words offer a light-hearted, whimsical twist on our love for this baked good, serving a delightful mix of humor and wit in bite-sized pieces.

Whether you’re a bagel enthusiast or a pun lover, our exploration into the world of bagel puns is sure to leave you ‘rolling’ with laughter.

Bagel Puns

Bagel Puns
  1. What did the bagel say to the door when it left? “Bagel out, see you later!”
  2. How does a bagel fly? It goes plain sailing.
  3. Why did the bagel go to the doctor? It felt crumby.
  4. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of music? Roll and rock!
  5. Why did the bagel get promoted? Because it was on a roll!
  6. What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay? A bagel!
  7. What type of jewelry do bagels prefer? Gold lox.
  8. What’s the best thing about bagel puns? They’re always in good taste!
  9. What’s a bagel’s favorite spot? The doughnut hole.
  10. Why did the bagel go to the bakery? Because it kneaded a change.
  11. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of math? Geome-try!
  12. Why did the bagel break up with the bread? It felt things were getting stale.
  13. Why are bagels such great storytellers? They always have a twist in the tale.
  14. Why did the bagel go to the party? It wanted to have a toast.
  15. What did one bagel say to the other? “You’re the dough-light of my life.”
  16. What do you call a bagel that can play the piano? A pop star.
  17. What is a bagel’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
  18. How does a bagel communicate? It uses dough-code.
  19. Why was the bagel acting like a jerk? It was feeling crusty.
  20. What’s a bagel’s life motto? Life’s full of holes, fill them with cream cheese.
  21. What do you call a bagel that’s gone bad? A hard roll to swallow.
  22. What’s a bagel’s favorite exercise? A roll-out!
  23. Why couldn’t the bagel get through the door? It had too much dough.
  24. What did the bagel say to the cream cheese? Spread the love!
  25. How did the bagel propose to its partner? With an onion ring.
  26. Why did the bagel apply for a job? It wanted to bring home the bread.
  27. What’s a bagel’s favorite sport? Dough-jitsu.
  28. Why was the bagel at the bar? It wanted to have a few rounds.
  29. Why was the bagel sad? It was feeling hole-y.
  30. What do you call a bagel from outer space? An unidentified frying object.
  31. What’s a bagel’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings: The Two Bakers.
  32. Why did the bagel go to school? To be a smart dough.
  33. What did the bagel say to the loaf of bread? “You’re such a loaf-er.”
  34. What is a bagel’s favorite dance? The twist.
  35. Why do bagels make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are full of holes.

Bagel Jokes

 Bagel Jokes
  1. Why did the bagel break up with the donut? It couldn’t handle the hole thing!
  2. How does a bagel change a light bulb? It uses its upper crust.
  3. What do you call a talkative bagel? A chatter roll.
  4. Why did the baker stop making bagels? He just couldn’t cut it anymore!
  5. Why don’t bagels ever get lost? Because they always roll back home.
  6. What did the bagel say to the butter? “You’re really on a roll!”
  7. How does a bagel introduce itself? “I’m on a roll, nice to meet you.”
  8. What did the bagel say to the cream cheese? “You’re shmearing me on!”
  9. Why did the bagel visit the therapist? It had too many holes in its life.
  10. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of story? A rolling tale.
  11. How does a bagel win a race? By going on a roll.
  12. What’s a bagel’s favorite animal? A butter-fly.
  13. What do you call a scared bagel? A dough-nut.
  14. How does a bagel catch up on gossip? It gets the daily spread.
  15. What’s a bagel’s favorite ghost movie? The Ring.
  16. Why don’t bagels ever get sunburned? They’re already baked!
  17. What’s the difference between a horse and a bagel? You can’t butter a horse!
  18. Why did the bagel join the orchestra? Because it had the roll of a drummer.
  19. Why don’t bagels ever get wet? They always have a dry humor.
  20. What’s a bagel’s favorite season? Fall, because they can roll around in the leaves!
  21. Why don’t bagels like to play hide and seek? Because they always get found in a roundabout way.
  22. Why did the bagel go to the casino? It was on a roll!
  23. How did the bagel catch the worm? By being an early riser.
  24. What does a bagel call its grandparents? Dough-dough and Papa-rye.
  25. Why are bagels so good at tennis? They know how to serve an ace.
  26. Why did the bagel go to the art exhibition? It had a taste for fine art.
  27. Why do bagels make bad detectives? The clues always go right through them.
  28. How do bagels stay fit? They always do a few roll-ups.
  29. What did the bagel say to the toaster? “You’re so hot!”
  30. Why did the bagel become a philosopher? It wanted to understand the hole meaning of life.
  31. What kind of car does a bagel drive? A Rolls-Royce.
  32. Why are bagels so polite? They always say, “Pardon my French toast.”
  33. Why did the bagel join the circus? It had a knack for juggling rolls.
  34. What do you call a bagel in a cage? An everything bagel.
  35. What’s a bagel’s favorite plant? A fern, because they are both fronds with benefits.
  36. How do you call a bagel that’s not yours? Nacho bagel.
  37. Why was the bagel a great boxer? Because it always went for the knockout in the first round.

Yoda Bagels Joke

 Yoda Bagels Joke
  1. Why Yoda can’t eat bagels anymore? Because gluten, he does not tolerate.
  2. Why to a bagel shop Yoda does not go? Because a baker, he is.
  3. How does Yoda like his bagels? In the morning, toasted and warm, mmm.
  4. Why did Yoda open a bagel shop? Because of the dough, he did need.
  5. What did Yoda say when he first tasted a bagel? “Hmm, delicious this is!”
  6. What kind of bagel does Yoda eat? Hmm, a Jedi Everything Bagel it is.
  7. Why does Yoda never run out of bagels? Because in a galaxy far far away, he bakes.
  8. What did Yoda say to the bagel? “Eat or eat not, there is no try.”
  9. Why did Yoda refuse the bagel with cream cheese? “Too cheesy, it is.”
  10. How does Yoda start his day? Bagel and coffee, I need. Hmm.”
  11. How does Yoda make his bagels? “The force I use, to bake them perfectly.”
  12. What is Yoda’s favorite bagel topping? “Lox and capers, I prefer. Hmm.”
  13. Why does Yoda like toasted bagels? “Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside, they are.”
  14. How many bagels does Yoda eat for breakfast? “One, two, three… No, a Jedi does not count his bagels.”
  15. How does Yoda slice his bagels? “With my light saber, carefully.”
  16. Why can’t Yoda resist bagels? “Too delicious, they are.”
  17. Why does Yoda always have a bagel for breakfast? “Good for my Jedi strength, they are.”
  18. What did Yoda say when he dropped his bagel? “Oh, fallen to the dark side, it has.”
  19. How does Yoda spread cream cheese on his bagel? “The force, I use. Easy, it is.”
  20. What type of bagel can’t Yoda eat? “The Sith Bagel, eat it I cannot.”
  21. How did Yoda feel when he ran out of bagels? “Disturbance in the force, I feel.”
  22. What is Yoda’s favorite bagel shop? “Jedi Joe’s, it is.”
  23. What did Yoda say about the overcooked bagel? “Too dark, this one is.”
  24. What did Yoda say when offered a stale bagel? “Pass, I will.”
  25. Why does Yoda eat mini bagels? Perfect size for my hand, they are.
  26. What type of cream cheese does Yoda prefer? “Green, like me it is.”
  27. What did Yoda say about the plain bagel? “A Jedi craves not these things.”
  28. Why did Yoda bring bagels to the council meeting? “To break bread together, we will.”
  29. What’s Yoda’s advice on making bagels? “Do or dough not, there is no try.”
  30. How does Yoda call a bagel with no hole? “A bread roll, it is.”

“Can I Bring Bagels On A Plane?” Joke

  1. Why did the bagel bring a plane ticket? It wanted a “plane” bagel.
  2. What did the bagel say to the flight attendant? “Can you ‘toast’ to our safe travels?”
  3. Why was the bagel seated in first class? It was on a roll!
  4. Why did the bagel love window seats? It enjoyed the “round” view.
  5. What’s the only airline the bagel flies with? Air Dough-nut.
  6. Why was the bagel given a parachute? Just in case it wanted to go for a roll.
  7. What did the bagel say on the airplane? “I’m feeling a bit ‘crusty’ at this altitude.”
  8. Why do bagels make good travel companions? They are always well-rounded.
  9. How do bagels pass security checks? They always roll with the punches.
  10. What did the flight attendant say about the bagel? “It’s on a roll!”
  11. How does a bagel enjoy an airplane ride? It always has a hole lot of fun!
  12. What did the bagel do when the seatbelt sign was turned on? It decided to roll with it.
  13. Why did the bagel get a window seat? To have a view of the rolling clouds.
  14. Why are bagels the best in-flight snack? They never fall flat.
  15. Why did the bagel always get the window seat? It liked to be above it all.
  16. Why did the bagel go through airport security with no problem? It had nothing to hide.
  17. Why did the pilot love flying with bagels? They never complained about the altitude.
  18. Why don’t bagels get scared during turbulence? They always keep on rolling.
  19. How did the bagel get past airport security? It just rolled on through.
  20. What did the bagel say on the turbulent flight? “I’m on a roll!”
  21. Why did the bagel enjoy its flight? It had a hole lot of legroom.
  22. Why was the bagel nervous during the flight? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
  23. What did the bagel say to the flight attendant? “Just roll with it!”
  24. Why do bagels make terrible flight attendants? They can’t handle the pressure.
  25. Why was the bagel the last to leave the airplane? It was stuck in a jam.
  26. Why don’t bagels need in-flight entertainment? They’re already on a roll.
  27. What did the bagel say to the pilot? “Thanks for the smooth roll-ride!”

Seagull Joke Bagel

 Seagull Joke Bagel
  1. What do you call a seagull that flew over a bay and stole a bagel? A “bagel”.
  2. Why did the seagull bring a bagel to the beach? Because it’s a “sand-wich” expert.
  3. How does a seagull carry a bagel? In its “beak-ery” bag.
  4. What’s a seagull’s favorite type of bagel? Any, as long as it’s not “mine”.
  5. Why don’t seagulls share their bagels? Because they’re very “gull-ible”.
  6. Why did the seagull take a bagel to school? For “beak-fast”.
  7. What did the seagull say to the bagel? “You’re ‘gull-icious'”.
  8. What do seagulls call a stolen bagel? “Seagull-ed” food.
  9. How does a seagull catch a bagel? With a “fly-by” snatch.
  10. What do you call a seagull who bakes bagels? A “beak-er”.
  11. What did the seagull say to the bagel? “I’m just here for the ‘knead'”.
  12. How does a seagull cut a bagel? With a “beak-knife”.
  13. Why did the seagull bring a bagel to the party? To break the “ice-ing”.
  14. Why did the seagull take the bagel to the beach? Because it loves “sand-wiches”.
  15. What’s a seagull’s favorite part of a bagel? The hole lot.
  16. How does a seagull carry a dozen bagels? One in its beak, the rest in its “gull-et”.
  17. Why was the seagull jealous of the bagel? Because it was on a “roll”.
  18. How does a seagull order its bagel? “To-go, and fast!”
  19. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay with a bagel? Because then it would be a “bay-gull”.
  20. What type of bagel can fly? A plain one.
  21. What do you call a seagull that can bake? A “bagel gull”.
  22. How do seagulls keep their bagels fresh? They seal them in “gull-ad” wrap.
  23. What did the bagel say to the seagull? “You’re my ‘everything'”.
  24. Why do seagulls always get the bagels? Because they always “swoop” in at the right time.
  25. What do you call a seagull with a bagel in its mouth? A “bagel carrier”.
  26. Why did the seagull bring a bagel to the ocean? Because it didn’t want to “sea-gull” hungry.
  27. What does a seagull call a bagel on a string? “Pull-apart” bread.
  28. What’s a seagull’s favorite topping on a bagel? “Squawk-amole”.
  29. Why did the seagull drop the bagel in the sea? It wanted a “sea-salted” bagel.
  30. What’s a seagull’s favorite type of bagel? The one that’s “beak-sized”.
  31. What did the seagull say after stealing the bagel? “I’m on a roll!”
  32. Why did the seagull cross the road? To get the bagel on the other side.
  33. Why did the seagull never share its bagel? It was just too “gull-ty” of greed.
  34. Why was the seagull happy with its bagel? Because it was a “sea-licious” treat.
  35. Why did the seagull go to the bakery? To get the “fresh catch” of the day.

“What Do You Call A Bagel That Can Fly?” Joke

  1. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “plane” bagel.
  2. What do you call a bagel that soars high in the sky? A “sky-dough”.
  3. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A dough-nut with wings.
  4. What do you call a bagel that flies? A bird’s breakfast.
  5. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A bagel on a roll.
  6. What do you call a bagel that can fly? An “aero-dough-namic” bagel.
  7. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “wheat” jet.
  8. What do you call a bagel that can fly? An “air-bagel”.
  9. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A high-flying carb.
  10. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “bread-eagle”.
  11. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A baker’s drone.
  12. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A roll with wings.
  13. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A crumby superhero.
  14. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A bagel with yeast-power.
  15. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “bread-bird”.
  16. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “flying dough-saucer”.
  17. What do you call a bagel that can fly? An “air-borne” breakfast.
  18. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “poppy-seed” plane.
  19. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “gliding grain”.
  20. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “whole” in the sky.
  21. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A sesame seed skydiver.
  22. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A doughnut drone.
  23. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “fly-dough”.
  24. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “winged wheat”.
  25. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “hover-bagel”.
  26. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “toast-er” plane.
  27. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A high-rise roll.
  28. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A bird’s bagel.
  29. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “flying saucer-dough”.
  30. What do you call a bagel that can fly? An “airy yeast”.
  31. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “roll-copter”.
  32. What do you call a bagel that can fly? An “everything” airship.
  33. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “bready” flyer.
  34. What do you call a bagel that can fly? An “onion ring” in the sky.
  35. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “bagel-bird”.
  36. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “toasty” traveler.
  37. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “bread-butter-fly”.
  38. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A “dough-ver” bird.

Bagel Puns For Teachers

 Bagel Puns For Teachers
  1. Why did the teacher bring bagels to class? She wanted to make sure the students were on a roll.
  2. Why don’t teachers eat plain bagels? They like to add some class.
  3. What’s a math teacher’s favorite bagel? The one with the most “round” numbers.
  4. Why did the geography teacher love bagels? They were always around the world.
  5. Why was the bagel a favorite in music class? It knew all the jam sessions.
  6. What do you call a bagel that loves to read? A “liter-a-dough”.
  7. How did the teacher describe a perfect bagel? Well-rounded and full of knowledge.
  8. Why did the science teacher like the bagel? Because it had a “hole” lot of matter.
  9. How does a teacher like their bagel? With a slice of knowledge.
  10. Why was the bagel always the star pupil? It was always on a roll.
  11. Why did the teacher give the bagel an A+? Because it exceeded all the “knead”-to-know criteria.
  12. How does a history teacher like their bagel? Sliced, as a nod to past traditions.
  13. What did the bagel say to the teacher? “I’m ready to roll!”
  14. Why was the bagel excused from gym class? It had a twisted ankle.
  15. What’s a teacher’s favorite type of bagel? One that’s smart dough.
  16. What do you call a bagel that’s good at spelling? An alpha-dough.
  17. How does a teacher comfort a sad bagel? It says, “Don’t worry, you’re on a roll!”
  18. What does a bagel do in detention? Sit and dough nothing.
  19. Why did the bagel go to school? To get a little “kneaducation”.
  20. Why do teachers never go hungry? Because the classroom is always full of bagels.
  21. Why did the teacher always bring a bagel to the meeting? To provide some well-rounded input.
  22. What is a PE teacher’s favorite type of bagel? The one that’s in shape.
  23. How does a bagel ace a test? By studying its buns off.
  24. Why did the teacher eat a bagel at parent-teacher conferences? Because it was a parent-teacher “munching”.
  25. What did the teacher say to the bagel? “You’re the top of the roll!”
  26. What do you call a bagel in art class? A dough masterpiece.
  27. How does a bagel raise its hand in class? By rolling up its sleeve.
  28. Why do bagels always pass their exams? Because they always have the “write” stuff.
  29. Why do bagels get good grades? Because they always “bake it” till they make it.
  30. Why did the bagel take notes in class? To get all the “crumby” details.
  31. What did the bagel do in drama class? It put on a roll.
  32. What’s a teacher’s favorite type of bagel? A smartie-dough.
  33. How does a bagel get to the head of the class? By not loafing around.
  34. Why are bagels bad at hiding in school? Because they always roll into sight.
  35. Why do bagels love geography lessons? Because they love to go around the world.
  36. What do bagels bring to a school potluck? A batch of knowledge.
  37. Why do bagels always know the answer in class? Because they’re dough-lightful students.
  38. How did the bagel perform in music class? It knew every note by heart.
  39. What is a teacher’s favorite kind of bagel on grading day? One with no holes in its knowledge.
  40. Why did the bagel get an award at school? Because it was a role model.

Funny Bagel Pick Up Lines

Funny Bagel Pick Up Lines
  1. Are you a bagel? Because you’re bae-goals!
  2. Can I spread some love on you like cream cheese on a bagel?
  3. Are you a bagel? Because I like you a “hole” lot.
  4. You’re the cream cheese to my bagel.
  5. Are you a cinnamon raisin bagel? Because you’re raisin my heart rate.
  6. Can I be the cream cheese to your bagel?
  7. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop, and that’s toastier than a toasted bagel!
  8. Is your name bagel? Because I doughnut want to spend another day without you.
  9. Are you a bagel? Because you have everything I’m looking for.
  10. Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you just the way you are.
  11. Are you an everything bagel? Because I want everything with you.
  12. Can I be your bagel? Because I’m on a roll.
  13. Are you a sesame bagel? Because I find you ‘seeds-ationally’ attractive!
  14. You’re everything I knead, just like a bagel.
  15. Are you a bagel? Because I find myself going around in circles over you.
  16. Are you a baker? Because I like the way you roll your bagels.
  17. Are you a bagel? Because we’re a perfect round match.
  18. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae-goals in my eyes.
  19. I’m just a bagel looking for its other half.
  20. Are you from the bagel shop? Because I like the way you roll.
  21. Are you a bagel? Because I want to spread my love on you.
  22. Can you pass the cream cheese? Because my heart feels as dry as a bagel without you.
  23. Your love is like a toasted bagel, warm and comforting.
  24. Can I call you my bagel? Because I want to spread love all over you.
  25. I knead you in my life like a bagel kneads dough.
  26. Do you have a map? I got lost in the hole of your bagel eyes.
  27. Are you a bagel in the morning? Because I want to wake up with you.
  28. Are you a gluten-free bagel? Because I’ve got a lot of love to give, but I don’t want you to feel bloated.
  29. Did it hurt? When you fell from the bagel shop’s display?
  30. Are you a toasted bagel? Because you’re too hot to handle.
  31. Is your dad a baker? Because he sure knows how to make a beautiful bagel.
  32. Are you my breakfast? Because I can’t start my day without my favorite bagel.
  33. If you were a bagel, you’d be an “everything” because you’ve got everything I’m looking for.
  34. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I roll by again?
  35. Are you a poppy seed bagel? Because I’m totally “popping” for you.

Hole In One Bagel Joke

 Hole In One Bagel Joke
  1. What did the golfer say to the bagel? “You’re a hole in one!”
  2. Why was the bagel a good golfer? Because it always had a hole in one.
  3. How do bagels play golf? They aim for a hole in one, but usually get a hole in the middle.
  4. What’s a bagel’s favorite part of golf? The hole in one.
  5. Why do bagels love golf? They always get a hole in one.
  6. Why did the golfer bring a bagel? He wanted a hole in one on the go.
  7. Why do bagels make terrible golfers? They always get stuck in the hole.
  8. Why are bagels like golf balls? They both aim for a hole in one.
  9. Why did the bagel join the golf club? To improve its hole in one.
  10. Why was the bagel a poor golfer? It always aimed for the wrong hole.
  11. How did the bagel golf? It rolled to a hole in one.
  12. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of bagel? A hole in one.
  13. How does a bagel score in golf? With a hole in one, every time.
  14. Why are bagels bad at mini-golf? They get stuck in the windmill.
  15. Why did the bagel take golf lessons? To perfect its hole in one.
  16. What did the golfer bagel say to the donut? “I’m better because I’m a hole in one.”
  17. What did the bagel say at the mini-golf course? “I’ve been acing holes in ones before it was cool!”
  18. Why do bagels never lose at golf? They always have a hole in one.
  19. What’s a bagel’s handicap in golf? It always goes straight for the hole.
  20. Why was the bagel a favorite at the golf tournament? It was known for its hole in one.
  21. How does a bagel celebrate a great golf game? With a toast!
  22. What do golf and bagels have in common? They’re all about getting a hole in one.
  23. Why do bagels love golf? Because they’re always aiming for the hole.
  24. What did the golf-loving bagel say? “In golf and in life, it’s all about the hole in one.”
  25. Why was the bagel so proud at the golf course? Because it got a hole in one.
  26. What’s a bagel’s secret to winning in golf? It always has a hole in one.
  27. What does a golfer do when he sees a bagel? He yells “Fore!”
  28. Why was the bagel so confident at the golf tournament? It was sure of its hole in one.
  29. Why are bagels great for breakfast on golf days? Because they are already a hole in one.
  30. How do you know a bagel is a good golfer? It always rolls into the hole.
  31. What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiving bagel? One screams fore, the other screams dough!
  32. Why did the golfer always eat a bagel? He said it was good “hole in one” luck.
  33. Why don’t bagels need golf practice? They always get a hole in one.
  34. Why did the bagel bring his clubs to breakfast? He heard there was going to be a hole in one.
  35. Why did the golfer go to the bagel shop? For the “hole in one” special.
  36. Why do golfers eat bagels for breakfast? To start the day with a hole in one.
  37. What does a bagel and a golfer have in common? They both love a hole in one.
  38. What do you call a bagel that won a golf tournament? The hole in one champion.
  39. Why did the bagel love mini-golf? It always got a hole in one.
  40. Why did the bagel apply to golf tournaments? It always wanted to be a hole in one.

Final Words

From bringing a chuckle to the breakfast table, lightening up the mood at work, or even making a witty ice-breaker, bagel puns have a unique way of transforming our mundane day-to-day interactions into memorable moments of shared laughter.

Remember, the next time you bite into a bagel, there’s a world of puns waiting to be savored.

So go ahead, spread the joy, and share a bagel pun.

They’re always fresh, never stale, and just like your favorite bagel, they’re ‘hole-some’ and delightful!

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